# A Message for Rue DeDay **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674 "2003-11-17T11:34:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/21 "2003-11-17T18:07:28Z")
I’m thinking it’s like “getting on my nerves”. Or is it something much more humorous? ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/22 "2003-11-17T18:16:10Z")
Do you think Jesus will be on his own, or will he be bringing those twelve friends of his? You’re going to need alot more snacks if he brings the whole gang (I suppose we could call them Jesus’ posse–the Apostle posse). ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/23 "2003-11-18T00:26:30Z")
He’ll probably bring a couple basketloads of bread and fish, but it just isn’t a party without nachos and dip. See if you can get him to pose with yourself and a statue of his mom. That should be a keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/24 "2003-11-18T01:34:30Z")
Would you ask for me if he posed for all those pictures in : **The ASexuality of Christ in Renaissance Art and Modern Oblivion** by Leo Sternberg? Because if he did I think that makes him the world’s first porn star! :eek: Better hide the skin mags… if Bruce Chilton is right about him… well that might be MORE of the Divine Son than you want to see! ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/25 "2003-11-18T01:37:27Z")
dunno where that **A** came from… Its _Sexuality_ not asexuality Talk about your Freudian slips! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/26 "2003-11-18T02:15:19Z")
Well, whatever you do, **Rue** , _don’t_ wear your Freudian slip under your housecoat. In fact, have you looked into sackcloth and ashes rentals? I hear they’re very cheap in the off-season. Makes a good impression on The Man. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/27 "2003-11-18T11:32:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scout1222 \* > \*\*I’m thinking it’s like “getting on my nerves”. > > Or is it something much more humorous? \*\* That’s it exactly - sorry :smack: _note to self: don’t post english slang on american message boards - even if it makes **Cerowyn** smile._ > [@](#): > > Ummm **Garius?** Is getting on your tits something us guys should be interested in? Just askin’ 'cause I need to know if I should be getting titillated here. Thanks. only if you’re that way inclined mate, [sub]although i admit i have a cracking set of man-boobs.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/28 "2003-11-18T12:35:58Z")
“Cracking set of man-boobs” like “cracking your knuckles” or “cracking” like those steel balls (also good to have) on a string in the rack that you crack against each other to make the one on the end bounce out? Although to do that right, you’d need five man-boobs. With five man-boobs, just cracking them wouldn’t be your biggest party trick. (Yeah I grok “cracking”. I’ve seen Wallace and Gromit. “Cracking toast, Gromit!”) ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/29 "2003-11-18T12:43:35Z")
_snif_ mummy, the big bad yanks are all picking on me… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/30 "2003-11-18T13:10:27Z")
So **Rue** did Jesus show up? Did he bring loaves and fishes (tho technically I think you’re supposed to have the 5 loaves and 2 fish on hand already for that trick)? Any water into wine? Was it good wine? Did he bring the 12 Aposses? Did y’all go fishing for men? (mmmm… man fishing!) I just gotta know! ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/31 "2003-11-18T13:48:05Z")
Jesus stood me up. Can you believe it? I even vacuumed. That’s how serious I took it. That Jesus. “Oh yeah, I’m coming,” and then he never shows up. Maybe today… ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/32 "2003-11-18T14:05:34Z")
Water into wine is so last millenium. I’m only inviting Jesus over if he can turn water into nacho dip. Dammit. I wish I had an ocean between me and Rue so I could use neato british slang without sounding like a poseur. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/33 "2003-11-18T14:36:35Z")
“Poseur” makes you sound French. Watch it, **slort**. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674/34 "2003-11-18T15:41:52Z")
Well, that’s the problem. I’m slang impaired. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-rue-deday/213674.md?page=1)