# A message in a time-bottle from future you

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019 "2023-04-21T15:28:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/21 "2023-04-21T19:09:40Z")

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“Get rid of guy in cat’s head.”

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/22 "2023-04-21T20:22:40Z")

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This is easy, and always appropriate.

“Be a better person.”

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/23 "2023-04-21T21:15:04Z")

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“All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!”

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/24 "2023-04-22T02:10:46Z")

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“Don’t fight the hypothetical.”

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Do not send the time bottle message.

Thread winner. Happy Cake Day.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/25 "2023-04-22T11:51:56Z")

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Thanks.

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**Author:** ![ZonexandScout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zonexandscout/32/544_2.png) [@ZonexandScout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZonexandScout)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/26 "2023-04-22T15:40:05Z")

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Don’t date crazy people…and buy Apple.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-in-a-time-bottle-from-future-you/983019/27 "2023-04-23T14:49:21Z")

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Quit while you’re ahead.

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