# A message to Kirkland1244 from a lying sack of shit

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 23, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-kirkland1244-from-a-lying-sack-of-shit/138313 "2002-11-23T05:16:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-kirkland1244-from-a-lying-sack-of-shit/138313/61 "2002-11-24T01:52:00Z")

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His4Ever said:

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> I’m sorry for you, Kirkland, and hope you’ll feel better someday. If, in order for you to feel better, everyone must agree with everything you say, fraid you’re in for a long wait.

and…

and…

oh my lord, someone hold me.

I AGREE WITH HER.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-kirkland1244-from-a-lying-sack-of-shit/138313/62 "2002-11-24T02:09:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kirkland1244 \*  
> **Then I would suggest that your memory is colored by your dislike of me.**

I don’t dislike you, **Kirk.** But you do post intensly jerkish and bigotted things. And given the content of your post (railing against fundamentalist bigots), I’d almost believe it was satire.

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> **Which is funny because I didn’t actually come out until after I was through at the Parlor.**

You’ve been back since then.

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> **Again, you go through the last eleven months of my life, and see what kind of chip you end up with.**

When in doubt, play the victim. You know, when you are so fucking over the top, it is hard to have much sympathy for you. You might actually deserve it, but you have to grow the fuck up first.

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> **I swung by the parlor this morning, actually. Looks like I was right: that illiterate witch’s inane drowning of the board in WND and other non-news news articles has broken the back of the board. Looks like there’s been a major exodus. Good. Within six months that place will be gone. A den of evil will have expired. Though sadly scum like Michie, Ghoti and Navigator live on to pollute another board another day.**

Yap, yap, yap. As if I care.

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-kirkland1244-from-a-lying-sack-of-shit/138313/63 "2002-11-24T03:37:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> I AGREE WITH HER.

Well, sure, if everybody needs to agree for Kirk to be happy, it ain’t gonna happen.

But that’s not what’s going to make Kirk happy. What’ll make both he and I happy is when gay people are equal under the law, and when the kind of hypocritical fundie bull that H4E spews is regarded with the same sort of respect that is currently accorded to Klan propaganda, anti-semitic rants, and the babblings of really cranky three-year-olds.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-kirkland1244-from-a-lying-sack-of-shit/138313/64 "2002-11-24T03:48:27Z")

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You know, I don’t think that anything is going to get resolved here. I think that the flames will just keep getting higher and higher, if I let this thread go on. So I’m closing it.

Lynn

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