# A message to you, Rudy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001 "2020-11-19T23:44:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/41 "2020-11-30T17:20:50Z")

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It’s like Jesus feeding the multitudes. Only instead of fish, it’s shit.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/42 "2020-11-30T17:26:56Z")

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As I’ve often said: _Trump is unfit to shovel shit from one place to another_. Even and especially when it’s his own.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/43 "2020-11-30T18:27:31Z")

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This thread is getting shitty.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/44 "2020-12-06T23:56:24Z")

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Hre is my message to you, Rudy, now that I know you have Covid-19: I hope you die a horrible, disgusting death. And FUCK YOU while I’m at it.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/45 "2020-12-07T00:11:02Z")

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We’ve yet to be so lucky.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/46 "2020-12-07T00:26:11Z")

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Yet…

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/47 "2020-12-07T02:51:11Z")

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There’s Ben Carson.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/48 "2020-12-07T07:10:55Z")

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Note to self: Dollar Store hair dye ineffective as virus prevention.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/49 "2020-12-07T09:16:02Z")

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> [@Tatterdemalion](#):
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> There’s Ben Carson.

You’re the second poster I’ve noticed who made this mistake. Ben Carson didn’t die, if that’s what you’re saying. It was Herman Cain.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/50 "2020-12-07T11:20:24Z")

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Oops. Quite correct. My mistake. I did mean Herman Cain.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/51 "2020-12-07T13:05:58Z")

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To be fair, it’s hard to tell if Ben Carson is alive.

Rudy, I hope you die. I don’t care if you have a mental illness, lots of people who are batshit insane don’t try to overthrow a democracy. But you do and you’re dead to me.

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**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/52 "2020-12-07T14:50:05Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> You’re the second poster I’ve noticed who made this mistake. Ben Carson didn’t die, if that’s what you’re saying. It was Herman Cain.

Ben Carson was seriously ill though.

> **[Ben Carson says he was "desperately ill" with COVID-19](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ben-carson-hud-secretary-desperately-ill-covid-19-out-of-the-woods/)**
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> "I do believe I am out of the woods at this point," he said on Facebook.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/53 "2020-12-07T17:02:30Z")

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> [@Tfletch1](#):
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> > [@Senegoid](#):
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> > You’re the second poster I’ve noticed who made this mistake. Ben Carson didn’t die, if that’s what you’re saying. It was Herman Cain.
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> Ben Carson was seriously ill though.  
> [Ben Carson says he was "desperately ill" with COVID-19 - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ben-carson-hud-secretary-desperately-ill-covid-19-out-of-the-woods/)

So desperately I’ll that he went to the President of the United States to get clearance for a particular treatment.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/54 "2020-12-07T17:43:49Z")

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FWIW, I’m wearing my THE SPECIALS hoodie right now. 🕶

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/55 "2020-12-07T18:41:41Z")

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One thing for Rudy - based on a video I saw on CNN, he was working hard at spreading the virus to as many of his Trumpist scum buddies as he could. I hope the unmasked state trooper in the video is okay, the rest of them can get it and die along with Rudy.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/56 "2020-12-07T23:55:18Z")

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Orange clown makeup didn’t work for that either.

(Does COVID make people gassy? I’ve heard it does cause diarrhea in some people.)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-to-you-rudy/926001/57 "2020-12-08T00:24:00Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> FWIW, I’m wearing my THE SPECIALS hoodie right now.

Are you…are you Captain Cuntface?

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