# A Mild Rant: Please quit commenting on my appearance. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 16, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856 "2002-04-16T01:19:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/161 "2002-04-25T04:02:37Z")
**SkyKing** , honey. Um, is there a chance that you’ve missed a dose or two of some important medication? I mean, this is only a message board, and you seem to be getting _AWEFULLY_ agitated here. Is there some one I can call? A physician or psychologist perhaps? Maybe yer mom? ---
**Author:** ![cercaria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@cercaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cercaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/162 "2002-04-25T04:16:37Z")
Sweet Jesus, I think that shoe knocked what little sanity was left in **SkyKing’s** head clear out! I am _SO_ sorry, everyone! ---
**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/163 "2002-04-25T04:46:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **So, now, because I obviously wasn’t clear before - SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY APPEARANCE. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK I’M BEING BITCHY - GUESS WHAT, _KRU-BABY_ I _AM_ BEING BITCHY. THAT’S BECAUSE I’M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF ASS-HATS, SUCH AS YOURSELF, DECIDING THAT I NEED TO KNOW YOUR FUCKING OPINION ABOUT MY APPEARNACE, OK? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK I SHOULD SMILE, JUST _SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!_ _SKYKING_ I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT YOUR MOTIVATIONS FOR EXERCISING ARE – THEY ARE DIFFERNET THAN MINE, OK SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING YAP AND KEEP YOUR “ADVICE” TO YOURSELF – I DIDN’T ASK FOR IT, AND I DON’T NEED IT, UMMMM FUCKING K?!?!?** Now, what was that you were saying? Oh, yeah! Now I remember: > [@](#): > > SkyKing, honey. Um, is there a chance that you’ve missed a dose or two of some important medication? I mean, this is only a message board, and you seem to be getting AWEFULLY agitated here. :wally ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/164 "2002-04-25T05:00:59Z")
So - did anyone see the Detroit/Vancouver game? I had to work so I missed it. ---
**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/165 "2002-04-25T16:38:23Z")
Yaaaawwwwnnn…! So where the hell did everybody go? It’s almost as if somebody farted in an elevator! :eek: (Note to Self: Lay off the beans for awhile) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/166 "2002-04-25T18:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > It’s almost as if somebody farted in an elevator! Nope, just all over this thread. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/167 "2002-04-25T20:58:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkyKing \* > \*\*Let’s see…you’re the guy who posted earlier in this thread that you didn’t understand what this thread was all about!! I duly apologize for not keeping you in mind when I posted! In the future, I promise to “dumb-down” my posts so that the likes of you may “play” along! > > Now, don’t you think you should get back to playing your favorite video game, “Wikkit”? And always keep in mind that familiar quote from the game: “Get Cocky, Get Dead!” \*\* No, and no. I know it’s hard for you to follow the thread, being a thread bomber like yourself can make that difficult. But do please try to keep your idiocy well-directed. At least you didn’t think it was an ewok, but you’re still a moron. Ben ---
**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/168 "2002-04-25T22:29:31Z")
Benji… That’s… Mr. Moron, to you!! :wally ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/169 "2002-04-25T23:38:22Z")
There’s a special on fried assholes in the troll buffet today. ---
**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/170 "2002-04-25T23:52:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*There’s a special on fried assholes in the troll buffet today. \*\* Brilliant!! You’re about as welcome here as a pork chop at a Bar Mitzvah! But, heck…hang around anyways!! You seem perfectly harmless! You’ll 'prolly be more fun than stomping the farts out of dead seagulls!! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/171 "2002-04-26T00:17:14Z")
I wish I could be as clever and amusing with my antics as you, Mr. King. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/172 "2002-04-26T02:01:53Z")
I just want him to Godwin already so that I can stop watching this thread… ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/173 "2002-04-26T02:12:09Z")
Wikkit, you’re a fucking Godwin Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/174 "2002-04-26T02:40:30Z")
Now you’ve envoked Quirk’s exception, and it’ll keep going forever. Nice one, **racinchikki**. Maybe we can convince SkyKing that **alice** is homosexual, and he’ll take us out with Case’s Corollary… ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/175 "2002-04-26T02:45:51Z")
Well, once you’d expressed a desire for the Godwin’s you were set up for the Quirk’s anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/176 "2002-04-26T03:04:35Z")
Perhaps, but I doubt that Mr. Moron knew what I meant. Oh well. It must be sleeping right now. It’s amazing to be able to get two posts in before an interruption… So, how _you_ doin, **racinchikki**? ---
**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/177 "2002-04-26T05:01:05Z")
Affenschwanz, ich kack’ ab, Du!! Personally, I’d rather discuss Heinlein, or even the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon!! :o I only wished Taki “Quirk” Kogama was here to see me in this little game of chess with a couple of nit-wits! Did you seriously think you could take that USENET BULLSHIT and apply it here? You’d have to think that everyone else here was as much an Ignorant Ass-Fucker as you, Wikkit! Du bist ein verdammter Schweinhund!! :wally ---
**Author:** ![Kru-baby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6bbea6/32.png) [@Kru-baby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kru-baby)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/178 "2002-04-26T05:56:55Z")
This post has moved from one topic to another. Lets blow this popsicle stand and keep going!! No one is getting anywhere by dogging each other out. At first, I was amused by the whole thing, but come on, lets move one. There are plenty of other posts that are intriguing and fun to post comments to. Alice has made her point, so has everyone else. We arent even on subject anymore, it has just become a hate-war. I am not some major “love hippy” but for crying out loud - can we just drop it!! It pisses me off that I come here to check out the latest on the thread and it is nothing but lame comments about one doper or another. Its stupid - granted, I shouldnt check it out if that is what I think it is going to be but damn, get a life. There are hundreds of other threads to share your opinion on. I may be out of line, but you know what, I dont even care any more. Then again, trying to get people off of this thread is like hearding cats, it cant be done. I guess I am wasting my keystrokes!! I may hate myself tomorrow, I have had too much to drink!!I may hate myself tomorrow, I have had too much to drink!! fuck it, i dont even care about that - this is just stupid :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kru-baby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6bbea6/32.png) [@Kru-baby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kru-baby)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/179 "2002-04-26T06:01:43Z")
obviously Kru-baby doesnt know how to post one thing in small print, but i am still learning, sorry for the duplicate!!:o ---
**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856/180 "2002-04-26T07:09:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Then again, trying to get people off of this thread is like hearding cats, it cant be done. I guess I am wasting my keystrokes!! Kru-baby… Why are you interested in seeing the thread terminated? If you’re not interested in the road this thread has taken, then don’t buy a ticket on the bus! Read the others, or start your own! Perhaps you come back here because it entices you like a cigarette entices a smoker–it’s hard to resist! No one is exactly asking you to come here, or putting a gun to your head! For your information, the road this thread has taken should not be too surprising! It follows a natural course of evolution observed in many other MB’s and USENET groups! According to some theories on the internet, that as a discussion in a thread gets longer it tends to get more heated; as more heat enters the discussion, tensions get higher and people start to insult each other over anything they can think of. Eventually, those tensions will cause someone to find the worst insults that come to mind and the thread will continue indefinitely!! That has obviously happened here! It can be entertaining, amusing, and a colossal waste of time! BTW… I couldn’t help noticing that we’ve had around 3000 tourists making a visit! Prolly wanting to know how this soap opera was going to end! My new-found friends, Wikkit and racinchikki, want to end it by invoking what is called “Goodwin’s Law” which is to bring a topic of discussion into this thread pertaining to such subjects as Nazi’s, homosexuals, abortion, etc., in hopes the participants will leave in a huff, thus ending for all sense and purposes, the thread! But what their little brains don’t realize is that while that may work in a non-moderated UseNet Group, it wouldn’t work in a Moderated MB such as this one. What’s interesting is that had those two turkeys stayed away, this thread would surely have died sooner, than later! But, by coming here and wanting to divert this thread down another road, such as talking about Nazi’s, they prolong that which they intend to end!! Go Figure! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mild-rant-please-quit-commenting-on-my-appearance/103856.md?page=10)