# A minor QAF bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 6, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973 "2003-01-06T17:59:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/1 "2003-01-06T17:59:22Z")

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Why in the hell are they starting the new season in MARCH!? I was all set for the new season to start this month, like it did last year, then I find out it doesn’t start untill MARCH!

GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO WORK!! I want to see if Justin is going to leave Brian! Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/2 "2003-01-06T19:48:18Z")

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Y’know, embellishment is the heart of good story telling.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/3 "2003-01-06T20:09:49Z")

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QAF?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/4 "2003-01-06T20:11:08Z")

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Justin will never leave Brian. Besides, Brian can’t _be_ left. He isn’t there to start with. Remember — he’s the love-child of James Dean and Ayn Rand.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/5 "2003-01-06T20:18:40Z")

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Queer as Folk, **Exgineer**.

:p, **Lib**.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/6 "2003-01-06T20:25:56Z")

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:smack:

\<Defence Counsel\>  
My client pleads no contest by reason of dumbassedness. Also, he has basic cable.  
\</Defense Counsel\>

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/7 "2003-01-06T20:40:17Z")

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Don’t feel too bad, **Exgineer**. I didn’t know what QAF was either.

Quebec Air Force? Quality And Freshness? Quick Aerosol Fragrances?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/8 "2003-01-06T21:37:42Z")

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I thought he was complaining about the Dyslexia FAQ.

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/9 "2003-01-07T01:51:06Z")

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I am officially an evil, bitter old hag who has gone too long without a woman of her own. I find even Brian preferable to that tiresome violin player Justin has been schtupping. Too cutesey for words.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-minor-qaf-bitch/146973/10 "2003-01-07T05:36:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
> \*\*I thought he was complaining about the Dyslexia FAQ. \*\*

(:

oops, I meant: 🙂