# A momentary lift **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636 "2011-07-28T16:33:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/21 "2011-07-29T16:19:24Z")
> [@Small\_Clanger](#): > > Well now it’s tomorrow, how’s it going? > I just got a handful of red post-office rubber bands from stationary, so not too shabby today. Wait, we’ve got to use the red rubber bands for postal mail? Crap, now I’m gonna have all eight of my bosses calling me. ---
**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/22 "2011-07-29T19:51:12Z")
Does anybody know how to launder money? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/23 "2011-07-30T03:23:36Z")
And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/24 "2011-07-30T12:21:37Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either… As opposed to what I said in Post #3… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/25 "2011-07-30T15:11:00Z")
This is me, expressing myself… ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/26 "2011-07-30T17:49:46Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > As opposed to what I said in Post #3… 😃 :smack: What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/27 "2011-07-30T22:06:35Z")
::Lugs P.O.S. fax machine out to field, distributes baseball bats:: ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/28 "2011-07-31T16:50:47Z")
> [@howye](#): > > Does anybody know how to launder money? Sure, just send it to me and I’ll send you back laundered money.\* \*Warning some shrinkage may occur during the process ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636/29 "2011-07-31T21:12:26Z")
Isn’t this thread just like the Superman III thread? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-momentary-lift/590636.md?page=1)