# A Monday Evening Mole Joke **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181 "2003-04-22T00:08:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181/1 "2003-04-22T00:08:11Z")
What says Monday like a good mole joke? Well, I thought it was funny! The Mole Family – A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,“Yum! I smell maple syrup!” The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell honey!” The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is… Scroll down… Get ready… Are you sure you’re ready? You may never forgive me for this one… MOLASSES! ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181/2 "2003-04-22T00:23:48Z")
Have you been drinking again? (I just had to post something because I know _I_ just hate it when the view count goes up and up and no one says anything.) (And I’m trying to think of a joke too. But I got nuthin’.) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181/3 "2003-04-22T00:26:57Z")
Bad, **swampbear**! For shame! You go sit in the TimeOut corner until I tell you it’s OK to get up… \ Cracked me up! :D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181/4 "2003-04-22T00:45:33Z")
**Rue**! How could you accuse me of such a thing as drunking and poosting! [sub]hic![/sub] Well! I never! **FCM** would there be whips and chains in the timeout corner to make sure I learned my lesson? If so, then, **YEHAA!** I’ve been a bad boy!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181/5 "2003-04-22T01:23:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by swampbear \* > \*\*If so, then, **YEHAA!** I’ve been a bad boy!😃 \*\* And _I’ll_ join you in the corner!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-monday-evening-mole-joke/170181/6 "2003-04-22T01:25:25Z")
MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY