# A Morbid Thought Experiment **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 7, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905 "2024-09-07T15:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/21 "2024-09-08T04:31:58Z")
Nut what have you got against Kurt Russell? I’ve never heard anything bad about him. He’d be a no friggen’ way for me. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/22 "2024-09-08T04:35:04Z")
No way: Simone Biles Makes sense: Courtney Love ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/23 "2024-09-08T05:06:08Z")
Don’t call me a _nut_ ! (joke). I don’t know, I kinda find him part of the good ol’ boys network. Maybe I just don’t like him as an actor. He just rubs me the wrong way. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/24 "2024-09-08T07:13:00Z")
Careful. You really want to be on his shit list? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/25 "2024-09-08T10:03:35Z")
No way - Jack Black Makes sense - Machine Gun Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/26 "2024-09-08T13:56:22Z")
No friggin’ way: David Tennant Yeah, that adds up: Crispin Glover ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/27 "2024-09-08T14:02:18Z")
No friggen’ way: Keanu Reeves. Yeah that adds up: Christian Bale. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/28 "2024-09-08T16:13:53Z")
No way: Jon Stewart. Yeah that adds up: Desi Lydic. ---
**Author:** ![El\_DeLuxo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_deluxo/32/9043_2.png) [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/29 "2024-09-08T20:58:47Z")
No friggin’ way: Joyce Carol Oates Yeah, that adds up: Mel Gibson ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/30 "2024-09-08T22:55:34Z")
No friggin’ way: Paul McCartney Yeah, that adds up: [Till Lindemann](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Till_Lindemann). ---
**Author:** ![Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/31 "2024-09-09T07:42:36Z")
No way! Sir David Attenborough. Way! Jeremy Clarkson ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/32 "2024-09-09T22:00:03Z")
No friggin’ way: Sen. Elizabeth Warren Yeah, that adds up: Ye (f.k.a., Kanye West) ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/33 "2024-09-09T22:12:54Z")
No friggin’ way: Dave Grohl Yeah, that adds up: Andy Dick These were the best ones I could come up with that hadn’t already been named, but I’m fine with them. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/34 "2024-09-11T18:21:04Z")
> [@dirtball](#): > > No friggin’ way: Dave Grohl > Yeah, that adds up: Andy Dick I’m not saying the first one didn’t age well but you may want to suggest someone else. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/35 "2024-09-11T18:25:49Z")
I’ll admit I’ve never followed news about him closely because I’m lukewarm on his music, just stuff I’ve happened to hear about. So yeah, it’s possible that there have been developments I’ve missed. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/36 "2024-09-11T18:30:23Z")
He just admitted that he has a child out of wedlock. Meh, not a capital crime and doesn’t make him a monster, notwithstanding how such things are still judged in prudish America. I still think he’s a great guy. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/37 "2024-09-11T20:50:06Z")
Well, that might fit the “sex scandal” part of the question, with the severity depending on circumstances and how he deals with it, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/38 "2024-09-11T20:57:13Z")
But isn’t it a requirement to at least once have a sex scandal for a rock star? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/39 "2024-09-12T02:57:33Z")
And none of us knows what’s going on in that marriage. As long as the sex was consensual, and there’s never been any hint that it wasn’t, it’s none of our business. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/40 "2024-09-12T03:06:32Z")
Child out of wedlock wasn’t quite the sex scandal I was imagining. Hell, I have children out of wedlock and I don’t have any hit songs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905.md?page=3)