# A Morbid Thought Experiment **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 7, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905 "2024-09-07T15:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/41 "2024-11-17T18:24:08Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > But isn’t it a requirement to at least once have a sex scandal for a rock star? 😉 Does Weird Al fit the description of “rock star?” Because I think it’s amazing that a guy with the nickname “Weird” has been in the public eye for 40 years and _never_ had a hint of controversy around him (minus the Coolio/_Amish Paradise_ misunderstanding). ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/42 "2024-11-17T19:12:30Z")
No friggin way-Angelina Jolie Adds up-Joel Osteen ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/43 "2024-11-17T20:29:51Z")
No Way: Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglecias Figures: The Red Hot Chili Peppers Neither are my first picks, but didn’t want to duplicate. > [@Superdude](#): > > Because I think it’s amazing that a guy with the nickname “Weird” has been in the public eye for 40 years and _never_ had a hint of controversy around him (minus the Coolio/_Amish Paradise_ misunderstanding). I met “Weird” Al. It was in Vegas at the after-party for the Adult Video Awards. Take that for what you will. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/44 "2024-11-17T20:36:43Z")
I met him after one of his concerts in Merrillville, Indiana. Make of _that_ what _you_ will. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/45 "2024-11-17T20:38:38Z")
I’m sort of surprised that anyone put trump in the “that adds up” column. I had him in the “no friggin way” column. Hear me out … - Would trump engage in crazy extracurricular sex? Sure. And has repeatedly. - Would he be upset about it or being caught at it? No. He deserves all that extra sex. Women just throw themselves at him all the time. - Would that cause him to kill his “family”. Maybe, just to shut them up whining about it. - Would he kill himself over it? Never. He’s too perfect in his own mind to think like that. So 3 yesses and a no. But it takes all 4 yesses to make a “that adds up”. Any hard no makes it a “no friggin way.” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/46 "2024-11-17T20:41:52Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Would he kill himself over it? Never. Agreed. Both for the reasons you state, and that he’s a Fucking Coward. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/47 "2024-11-18T02:42:45Z")
There was also the time he used a now-disfavored term for disabled people: > **[Weird Al apologizes for offending with 'spastic' lyric in Word Crimes parody](https://nationalpost.com/entertainment/music/weird-al-apologizes-for-offending-with-spastic-lyric-in-word-crimes-parody)** > > Weird Al Yankovic's hugely successful week of music video releases hit a snag on Sunday after the parody artist came under fire for his reference to 'spastics' in h… ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/48 "2024-12-31T14:51:43Z")
No Way: perhaps Drew Barrymore Figures: Kirk Cameron ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/49 "2024-12-31T14:54:36Z")
Not sure about a ‘no way’, too many to consider. Andy Dick - Yeah, that adds up. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/50 "2025-01-05T17:27:41Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > That’s married enough for me. That’s only a 16 gauge wedding, not a full, double-barrel 12 gauge. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/51 "2025-01-05T17:28:41Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Maybe I just don’t like him as an actor. He just rubs me the wrong way. I heard he was dead. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/52 "2025-01-05T17:38:55Z")
No way: Alecia Beth Moore, aka Pink Adds up: Billy Bob Thornton I could have picked Dolly Parton for #1 too. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/53 "2025-01-05T19:50:32Z")
No way: Michael Palin Adds up: (throws a dart at the choices) Chevy Chase ---
**Author:** ![Bbbb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5daacb/32.png) [@Bbbb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bbbb)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/54 "2025-01-08T22:39:41Z")
No way: Moo Deng, just too much of a blob, sorry Moo if you’re reading this. Of course: Prince Charles (new U.K. King) - family of pedos, he snarls about speedy pen access ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905/55 "2025-01-08T23:18:02Z")
Kurt Russell? No, he’s still very much alive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-morbid-thought-experiment/1006905.md?page=2)