# A movie named Donkey Punch **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 11, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189 "2008-07-11T23:11:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/1 "2008-07-11T23:11:10Z")
It’s a thriller about a donkey punch gone awry. [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE) is for real. -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/2 "2008-07-12T00:26:03Z")
“Law & Order: Aruba” Gads. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/3 "2008-07-12T00:38:44Z")
So, what the hell is a “Donkey Punch”? Answering that question would have been my first step, had I initiated this thread. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/4 "2008-07-12T00:48:35Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] So, what the hell is a “Donkey Punch”? Answering that question would have been my first step, had I initiated this thread. [/QUOTE] Check [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com) - you won’t be amused… ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/5 "2008-07-12T00:56:45Z")
[QUOTE=Frylock] It’s a thriller about a donkey punch gone awry. [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE) is for real. -FrL- [/QUOTE] Yo; dude who started the thread. What’s a “donkey punch”? And what do you mean, “This is for real”? It seems to be a trailer for a movie. Do you mean the movie is based on real events? Let’s just start over. Redo the OP; I’ll give you a Mulligan. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/6 "2008-07-12T01:01:08Z")
[QUOTE=WordMan] Check [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com) - you won’t be amused… [/QUOTE] Thanks, but I want Frylock to tell us. It’s his thread. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/7 "2008-07-12T01:09:40Z")
Its a sex move, man, you square. You’re gonna tell us now you’ve never given someone the ol’ donkey punch? Or the banana skid? Or the forklift truck? Or the Intercontinental Expressway? Get with the now, man. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/8 "2008-07-12T01:26:45Z")
Sigh. Fighting ignorance sucks sometimes. Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male’s penis. This never happens in real life. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/9 "2008-07-12T02:00:30Z")
The movie was part of the midnight series at the recently concluded Seattle film festival. It is an appallingly stupid piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/10 "2008-07-12T06:42:27Z")
Somehow I thought it involved chasing your lover through a partly-collapsed building while they threw barrels at you. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/11 "2008-07-12T15:13:27Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] So, what the hell is a “Donkey Punch”? Answering that question would have been my first step, had I initiated this thread. [/QUOTE] I figured those who didn’t know it would immediately google it. Then would come the awful discovery, made more awful by the google-ticipation and the self-initiated nature of the search. Why would I ruin that experience for them? -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/12 "2008-07-12T15:30:44Z")
I hear they’re already planning a sequel for 2010: “Rusty Trombone: Death March.” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/13 "2008-07-12T15:48:00Z")
From the director of The Rusty Trombone and the producer who brought you Stanley Steamer comes a new dimension in craposity ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/14 "2008-07-12T16:43:36Z")
[QUOTE=Frylock] I figured those who didn’t know it would immediately google it. Then would come the awful discovery, made more awful by the google-ticipation and the self-initiated nature of the search. Why would I ruin that experience for them? -FrL- [/QUOTE] Compounded by the annoyance I feel when a thread turns out to be, essentially, a moronic prank. Thanks for the time I’ll save in the future by never opening another thread you start. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/15 "2008-07-12T17:51:45Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Compounded by the annoyance I feel when a thread turns out to be, essentially, a moronic prank. Thanks for the time I’ll save in the future by never opening another thread you start. [/QUOTE] How is this thread a prank? Am I being whooshed? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/16 "2008-07-12T18:17:49Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Compounded by the annoyance I feel when a thread turns out to be, essentially, a moronic prank. [/QUOTE] Huh? It’s no prank, it’s a PALATRMP thread. Essentially, “How the _hell_ did this get greenlit?” Particularly as the trailer seems to be the entire film compressed, right up until the final infuriatingly crap five minutes. Not a good sign, ever. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/17 "2008-07-12T18:21:14Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Compounded by the annoyance I feel when a thread turns out to be, essentially, a moronic prank. Thanks for the time I’ll save in the future by never opening another thread you start. [/QUOTE] 😕 -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/18 "2008-07-12T19:05:46Z")
He didn’t want to have to google it, and play along with your game. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/19 "2008-07-12T23:04:59Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Compounded by the annoyance I feel when a thread turns out to be, essentially, a moronic prank. Thanks for the time I’ll save in the future by never opening another thread you start. [/QUOTE] Wait, so Frylock hired some actors and a production team and made a whole trailer as part of an elaborate hoax? Well played sir. I like how they show them doing hits off some kind of crack pipe after he asks her if she’s ever done a Donkey Punch, Kind of implying as if it were some sort of drug.. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189/20 "2008-07-13T00:18:51Z")
Jesus, some of you people are nerds. Sighing and acting all morose over this. Here’s a clue: **NOBODY DOES THIS IN REAL LIFE.** The answer to “what’s a donkey punch?” is, “a joke.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-movie-named-donkey-punch/456189.md?page=2)