# A murder of crows.  Make up your own collective noun.

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**Created:** [June 19, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370 "2018-06-19T06:24:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/241 "2021-11-27T17:18:12Z")

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A log of Yules

A Noelity of Christmases

A singularity of virgins

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/242 "2021-11-28T16:03:14Z")

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A euphemism of escort services.  
(Lipton)

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/243 "2021-11-28T19:29:50Z")

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An Anthology of Pros.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/244 "2021-11-29T01:26:08Z")

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> [@Ignatz](#):
>
> A MASS of Bostonians  
> An UPYOURS of New Yorkers  
> A SPREAD of Texans  
> A GAMBOL of Nevadians  
> A JULEP of Kentuckians  
> A BASK of Floridians
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> (All above by James Lipton in An Exaltation of Larks The Ultimate Edition)
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> An EBB of Californians  
> A FRIEZE of Alaskans

A LUAU of Hawaiians

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/245 "2022-01-21T20:38:42Z")

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A puzzle of cruciverbalists.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/246 "2022-01-25T00:28:18Z")

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A plethora of Plymouths

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/247 "2022-03-19T19:52:33Z")

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A potpourri of popes? (unlikely, but nice to visualize)  
A sprinkling of throwing stars?  
If there’s a murder of crows - how bout a slaughter of slender-billed finches? a decapitation of desert finches?  
(don’t ask me about me and finches)

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/248 "2022-03-19T21:49:16Z")

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There cannot be a murder of crows without probable caws.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/249 "2022-03-20T03:12:19Z")

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A font of typesetters

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/250 "2022-03-20T15:11:27Z")

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A Manila of envelopes

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/251 "2022-04-14T05:35:49Z")

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A yibbiddydibbitty of auctioneers

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/252 "2022-04-16T20:24:09Z")

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A murder of assassins.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/253 "2022-04-16T21:31:12Z")

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Also, a lot of auctioneers.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/254 "2022-04-17T01:50:11Z")

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A seething of conspiracy theorists.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/255 "2022-04-18T03:28:07Z")

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A register of complaints.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/256 "2022-04-19T03:11:33Z")

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An ambivalence of representatives

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/257 "2022-04-19T05:45:44Z")

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A cite of Dopers.

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/258 "2022-04-25T23:42:02Z")

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A block of writers  
An anthology of poets  
A gallery of artists

A gossip of women  
A splain of men

A failure of Democrats

ETA: A snap of pistol shrimp

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/259 "2022-04-26T00:06:54Z")

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A sneer of Elvis impersonators

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murder-of-crows-make-up-your-own-collective-noun/816370/260 "2022-05-20T03:22:13Z")

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A glut of zucchini.

_(If you’ve ever gone to church or work when people are trying to pass along the excess fruits of their backyard gardens, you know exactly what I mean)_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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