# A Murderously Fun MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 16, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959 "2007-07-16T09:19:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/101 "2007-07-17T13:48:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]  
The supermarket has a whole aisle dedicated to foie gras  
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May I come visit? Please? I’ve only ever had foie gras once, and I fell in love instantly.  
Up, haven’t puked yet, waiting and drinking tea. I’m off grocery shopping and probably doing lunch with my Mum, which will be fun. We have their permission to take the car to Indiana (State of Excitement) in a month. Presuming Mr. Lissar gets his license on Friday.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/102 "2007-07-17T13:52:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar]  
We have their permission to take the car to Indiana (State of Excitement) in a month. Presuming Mr. Lissar gets his license on Friday.  
[/QUOTE]

Watch it there, **Missy Lissy**. I moved away from that state, and wound up in a spot even less exciting. 😛

I tell anyone who listens that I’m a recovering Hoosier.

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**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/103 "2007-07-17T14:03:31Z")

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Hi all. Just a quick update as Noor is helping me type. Noor is doing better, although still a little poopy. She is back on formula now, but smaller amounts more frequently.

Bad news is both hubby and I now have the sh\*ts! ☹ I got it last night - (TMI …) started out with vomiting and diarrhoea so bad I didn’t know which end to position over the toilet bowl. Ended up sitting on the loo and puking into the rubbish bin! Apparently it may be rotavirus, which is going around right now. Find out tomorrow when the results of Noor’s stool sample labs are ready.

So for the meantime, I am signing off to go lay on the couch and feel sorry for myself.

Yays, Boos and Hugs as appropriate to all.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/104 "2007-07-17T14:14:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar]  
May I come visit? Please? I’ve only ever had foie gras once, and I fell in love instantly.  
[/QUOTE]

Of course, I’ve made a point of having enough space for at least two guests in any home I haven’t shared. It’s one of the things I disliked about the tiny Swiss apartment, there was no way to have guests there except in sleeping bags.

Is “I have visitors” a valid excuse to buy some foie gras of the varieties we don’t get in Spain? I mean, “aux fines herbes” and “a l’Oporto” are findable there, but they had one with truffles that I’d really like to try. It’s amazing, how something I hate as much as liver can turn into such goodness.

**Dotty** , yay on Noor and ouch on you and the hubby.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/105 "2007-07-17T14:19:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop]  
Apparently it may be rotavirus, which is going around right now.  
[/QUOTE]

It, too, shall pass.

What?!?

😉

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/106 "2007-07-17T14:21:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]  
It’s one of the things I disliked about the tiny Swiss apartment, there was no way to have guests there except in sleeping bags.  
[/quote]  
Or sharing a bed. Just sayin’… 😉

> [@](#):
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> Is “I have visitors” a valid excuse to buy some foie gras of the varieties we don’t get in Spain? I mean, “aux fines herbes” and “a l’Oporto” are findable there, but they had one with truffles that I’d really like to try. It’s amazing, how something I hate as much as liver can turn into such goodness.

Foie Gras! The Inhumanity of it!! :eek: Won’t somebody think of the [del]children[/del]geese? :rolleyes: 😛

**Dotty** , Not to belittle your and hubby’s suffering, but I think this is in the category of “good news” – meaning, Noor just got a virus, and one that **will** pass, and hasn’t sustained any kind of protracted damage from the dehydration on that hot day. Hope you’re all better and **soon!**

**McUne** – you’ve **never** been to a beach!? You really should insist on it happening sometime. Of course, living at a (literal) walking distance from the Mediterranean makes me spoiled that way…

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/107 "2007-07-17T14:26:57Z")

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Ooh, that sucks, **Dotty**. Yuck.

**Bob** , I’m just adding to my list of Exciting Places in America that I’ve visited. So far:

Ames, Iowa  
Waco, Texas  
Little Rock, Arkansas (and all intervening space between Toronto and L. R.)  
Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania

and in a few weeks

South Bend, Indiana

It’s an exciting list. I’m waiting for some of our friends to move somewhere really culturally interesting, or at least not in Iowa or Oklahoma or Arkansas. We only travel to visit people, and all our people live in places that get us stared at when we talk about our vacations. “You flew to _Waco_? For _fun_?”

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/108 "2007-07-17T14:30:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Noone Special]  
Or sharing a bed. Just sayin’… 😉  
[/QUOTE]

I’ve had to share a twin bed a handful of times after age 11. Never got any sleep and not for a good reason. So excuse me if I pass.

Sharing a bed should only be done if the bed is big enough to be shared, neither person sleeps in the starfish position, neither snores like a coal locomotive approaching retirement and the notions about acceptable amount of bedcovers aren’t too antipodian.

**LiLi** , the one time I went to Illinois it wasn’t to Chicago. Oh, no. It was to Carbondale.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/109 "2007-07-17T14:40:02Z")

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Good mornin’ Y’all! All caffienated here. What? This is my early mornin’ now.

**Dotty** I was kinda wonderin’ if this was some type of virus. Here’s hopin’ everybody in the Gumdrop family is well soon.

**BBBobbio** good luck on the exam! Oh and, just cause… 😛

That roast I slow cooked whilst I slept looks sooooo good and smells soooooo good! It’s got a nice rich, thick gravy. I peeled and diced **N.O.T.** before I went to bed so I just gotta put em on to cook then mash up. The peas are cookin’ as I post. Gotta get the **N.O.T.** on soon and make some cornbread cause ol’ y’all who will show up betwixt 11:30 and noon to eat.

**Heff** we have completely different schedules these days. See, he’s the administrator for a home health agency and is usually at work between six and seven every morning. Thus, during the week, we’ve decided we can do stuff like have lunch. Should make weekends more special. 😉

**Elle** I hear ya about cellphones. I want a phone. I do not need to take pictures. I do not need to text message. I do not need internet access. I just wanna make and receive calls. My phone is as basic a phone as I could find. It’s a flip phone and I liked the number pad on it cause the numbers are big enough and it lights up. It looks clunkier than those lil’ razor phones and such but I can see the numbers and I like that there’s a window where I can see the time without openin’ up the phone. I don’t wear watches cause I don’t like 'em, so it doubles as my watch. I never want it to die.

Ok, off to finish up cookin’. Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/110 "2007-07-17T14:40:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]  
**LiLi** , the one time I went to Illinois it wasn’t to Chicago. Oh, no. It was to Carbondale.  
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And just what’s wrong with Carbondale young lady???

Some of the most forgotten moments of my life are left behind on Illinois St., in the Towers, Lewis Park or Thompson Point.

\*\*LiLI \*\* , South Bend? One of my best friends is from there, he still goes back every few weeks.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/111 "2007-07-17T15:04:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry]  
Now, she does have some pretty limiting sight issues (macular degeneration) and thus has difficulty seeing, but why on earth don’t they make simple, basic-feature cell phones for older folks who don’t need the internet on a cell phone for God’s sake [neither do I; sheesh], don’t want to text-message until their brains fall out, and need something that is CLEARLY VISIBLE?? Grrr. We took back the Nokia flipphone (el cheapo) and got a Razr, but it has way way too many features and even though I’ve had a Motorola product in the past, it’s taking me ages to figure out the damn thing so I can show her!!  
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**Elen** I just saw an ad in either this month’s AAA magazine or _Yankee_ magazine for just such a phone, and it’s marketed for the older user. Big display, no extras that aren’t absolutely needed to make a phone call. I didn’t study the ad, but I do remember seeing it. You might want to see if you can get a copy of either of those mags. It’s a full-page ad, IIRC.

[QUOTE=Mama Tiger (and others)]  
and beerverage offerings used to go to Swampy, only now that he’s surrounded by his very own beer factory, I suspect we’ll have other mumpers fighting over it.  
[/QUOTE]  
Hey, I don’t demand any offerings. But I will take the name of a good brew if you got one. (Just make sure it wasn’t brewed in Israel.)

[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie]

[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]

Can’t do it. I’ll be in Charlotte for training that week.  
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Sean, I’d bagged Monday 23rd July 'cos I’m doing something on Sunday that people might find amusing, but you’re welcome to my Monday slot and I’ll take 6th August instead?  
[/QUOTE]  
Next Monday? You’re on. **gt** , if you would be so kind as to update the roster?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/112 "2007-07-17T15:10:28Z")

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I don’t fight over beerverages - now a nice chilled Mike’s Cranberry Lemonade, however, will bring out my scrappy side… 😉

\*\*Myndy \*\* - TA[sup]TM[/sup] never admitted to having the condition, but we all recognized the symptoms

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**Author:** ![Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Most\_Creative\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Most_Creative_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/113 "2007-07-17T15:16:30Z")

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\*\*Ellen \*\* THANK YOU for all of the song titles, I can’t wait to go home and listen now. I love my music. 🙂

**Special1** -Nope, never been to a beach/ocean. I live in Minnesota, so we have a ton of lakes, but never been to the beach/ocean. It’s always been my dream vacation since I was little, lol. Then I got married to a husband who doesn’t like to fly or travel much, LOL. The longer we are married though the more he is willing to try things so.

\*\*Lissla \*\* you can come to Minnesota and go to the Mall of America! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/114 "2007-07-17T15:16:31Z")

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**LiLi** , did you see my mention last night about liquid prenatal vitamins? They’re definitely available, and that might work a lot better for you than the horse pills. Something to ask your doctor about, anyway.

I’m trying to decide if I work on the job I set aside to do the other rush job, which is now actually due, but since I have another rush job coming do I want to continue working on this one or take a break since I’ll have plenty to work on this evening? Decisions, decisions. The house needs a dog-dehairing and vacuuming, and I have some yarn that needs to be wound into balls, but this job _is_ late. Not that anybody cares but me, apparently. Decisions, decisions.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/115 "2007-07-17T15:21:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Lissla Lissar]  
and in a few weeks

South Bend, Indiana

[/QUOTE]

Now it’s getting personal. I grew up 30 miles east of there, in Elkhart County. 😛

ETA: I plumb fergot. I bought Da RugRat tickets last night, and he’s coming to Mayberry 10 August. [Homer Simpson]Woohoo![/HS]

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/116 "2007-07-17T15:27:16Z")

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Where to start?

South Bend has a beautiful campus (Notre Dame–pronounced Noter Dame–not French way). And it’s within driving distance to Chicago… The less said of Carbondale the better, although the Shawnee National Forest is gorgeous.  
My big brother is here, visiting. We spent last night planning The Trip–he is taking #1 son to Australia this Christmas. #1 son won’t have Xmas with us. ☹ (the first of Xmases where we will be going in different directions–and I finally don’t have to work the damned holiday. \<sigh\>). He is very excited.  
I lurve the foxes–squeeing over here. And the kitten in the cup–too much for me.  
Rainy here today-we need it. Work in the am. Oh, and the reason(s) I hate grad school–really just a passing exasperation. I’m getting good grades (for not my best work), but the reasons for the + or - 's are bugging me. Hard to explain w/o lots of boring detail, but essentially, the prof is commenting on stuff that isn’t in my papers! Gah. Like she says I can’t rely solely on my extensive knowledge of mysteries if I am a reader’s advisor in the future. And I never said I would or should! :rolleyes:

#2 son is introducing my bro to The Princess Bride. He’s never seen it! Inconceivable!

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/117 "2007-07-17T15:27:59Z")

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Ugh! This is turning out to be a [del]shitty[/del] crappy week. I am responsible for two projects that I have had no hand in from day one, have elements that are bound to go wrong, and my team leader and department head are in Vegas. They don’t pay me enough for this and I am already (counts: April, May, June, July) four months overdue for my review. 😛

**dots** , so the whole fam damily has the crud. Time for some Pepto or sandy equivalent for you and dad.

**swamps** , how’s that dinner coming? Sounds scrumtious! :: opens CD drive hopefully::

I envy alla yas who have the new HP book. Yes, I got hooked, too. ::Hangs head in shame.::

Okay, I see an e-mail has come in which needs attending for up-post reasons.

Is it quit-o-clock yet?

Tupug

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/118 "2007-07-17T15:34:30Z")

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**Puggy** the cornbread’s (actually lil’ mini muffins) in the oven and should be done in about ten minutes. I’m sneakin’ back in to read and of course post. 😃 Everything else is done. It’s makin’ my tummy all rumbly cause the kitchen smells so incredible right now!

**rigs** grad school professors are noted for stuff like that. It’s all a part of makin’ you hate it so you’ll do good and get the heck out.

Ok, back to check on the lil’ muffins.

Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/119 "2007-07-17T16:24:01Z")

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After last night’s encounter with the obese lady, I have lots of sympathy for [this guy.](http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_198075508.html)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-murderously-fun-mmp/411959/120 "2007-07-17T16:26:55Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
After last night’s encounter with the obese lady, I have lots of sympathy for [this guy.](http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_198075508.html)  
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I don’t think they used the word mitigating correctly:

> [@](#):
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> Authorities said the man’s weight was a mitigating factor in his delayed rescue.

Mitigate:

1. to lessen in force or intensity, as wrath, grief, harshness, or pain; moderate.
2. to make less severe: to mitigate a punishment.
3. to make (a person, one’s state of mind, disposition, etc.) milder or more gentle; mollify; appease.  
–verb (used without object) 4. to become milder; lessen in severity.

They way they used it should mean it made the release take _less_ time.

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