# A New Evil Is Upon Us: Hello Kitty Haiku Contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134 "2004-10-02T01:45:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/41 "2004-10-03T16:27:01Z")
A thin fishing line strung across the slide’s bottom. Heeeere, Kitty Kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/42 "2004-10-03T17:39:27Z")
Many posters know About conformist evil. How does Kitty sell? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/43 "2004-10-04T00:44:50Z")
Kitty proves theory some folks will buy anything Barnum was soo right ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/44 "2004-10-04T00:59:52Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Many posters know > About conformist evil. > How does Kitty sell? Most folks not Dopers. [H. L. Mencken’s quote](http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/858.html) applies To Japanese too. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/45 "2004-10-04T01:02:52Z")
I would like to buy That pink CD player. No! Must not succumb now. Advertising pink: A drumbeat of sheeple doom. Please! Do not listen! My mind is weak. I Cannot stop thinking of Pink. Maybe Floyd will help. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/46 "2004-10-04T03:53:27Z")
No education No thought control-another Kitty in the wall ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/47 "2004-10-04T13:02:01Z")
I, for one welcome Our new pink, expressionless Feline overlord. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/48 "2004-10-04T14:57:50Z")
What’s your name wee frog? Kero kero karuppie. Wha wha wha wha huh?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/49 "2004-10-04T16:26:12Z")
Heedful of god’s wrath Fleeing across the elysian fields dogged by domo-kun ---
**Author:** ![Shirleys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shirleys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirleys)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/50 "2012-03-08T01:52:20Z")
:)Bought Hello Kitty Dog ate stuffed Hello Kitty Hello Kitty poop ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/51 "2012-03-08T02:05:51Z")
cherry blossoms fall evil resurrects itself zombie kitty brains! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/52 "2012-03-08T02:39:13Z")
Another zombie thread resurected from long ago Back to sleep, Kitty Helium, handlers Thanksgiving, Hello Kitty Let’s have a parade\* \*She is a large balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ---
**Author:** ![Shirleys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shirleys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirleys)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/53 "2012-03-09T19:07:36Z")
Hello Kitty good Hello Kitty not evil Kitty put down gun!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shirleys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shirleys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirleys)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134/54 "2012-03-09T19:09:01Z")
Hello Kitty good Hello Kitty not evil Kitty put down gun!:eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-evil-is-upon-us-hello-kitty-haiku-contest/267134.md?page=2)