# A New Game: Flickr Photo Captions!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 26, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111 "2008-01-26T18:00:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/1 "2008-01-26T18:00:26Z")
I propose a new game. Well not really a game, but something to generate some laughs.
I found a photo on flickr, basically at random, and it’s up to you to generate a caption.
annnnd… [GO!](http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=431935875&size=o)
**(after the 50th caption, that person has to post a NEW photo from flickr)**
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### Author:  [@gnagtcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnagtcha)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/2 "2008-01-26T18:12:15Z")
How do you get four people into a dryer?
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### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/3 "2008-01-26T18:18:08Z")
Dryer Technician: “Well, _there’s_ your problem!”
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### Author:  [@CatInASuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInASuit)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/4 "2008-01-26T18:23:53Z")
Alice longed for her younger days of the Looking Glass
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### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/5 "2008-01-26T18:54:36Z")
She weighed 250 lbs. before she went in.
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/6 "2008-01-26T19:19:19Z")
Judge rejects insurance claim for lack of “Do not wash or dry clothes on body” instructions on clothing.
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/7 "2008-01-26T21:38:35Z")
After she moved out and her mom converted her former room to a craft workshop, Loretta got the feeling she wasn’t really welcome at home any more.
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### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/8 "2008-01-26T21:47:05Z")
_ **…BA DUMP da KLUMP da BUMUMUPP da FLUMP…** _
“Christ, what the hell is all the racket?!”
_ **…BLUMP DA CRUMPDAFUMP DAA PLUMP da FLOMP da CRUMP…** _
“Honey?! Did you put a pair of shoes in the dryer or something?!”
_ **… FUMPMAAOINFNKEPNKFNKBLNKDLEOPOAFKALMFMALFMLFMALMAAUMP…** _
“Honey?!?!?”
_ **… BMBDPTOMMDMOTMPDBMPDTMBDOBMMOTMPBMPMDMOMTOMOBDMTOBDPUMP…** _
[get up from chair and walks downstairs] “Ugh!”
_ **… DABBPDAPBPAPBPBBBUBMMBPBOASSDODPMAMAMBBMDUMPBAPOMBPAUMP…** _
_sigh_ [opens dryer door]
“What the hell is-- HOLY FUCK!”
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### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/9 "2008-01-26T21:52:31Z")
"Well, you see Billy, When a mommy dryer and daddy washing machine love each other, … "
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### Author:  [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/10 "2008-01-27T05:12:17Z")
“There has _got_ to be an easier way to get these pants to fit better…”
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### Author:  [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/11 "2008-01-27T11:15:21Z")
Jackie was **NOT** losing any more damned socks!!!
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### Author:  [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-flickr-photo-captions/435111/12 "2008-01-27T11:31:15Z")
WARNING: Do not put your girlfriend in the dryer. This may result in serious injury or death - yours, that is, once she’s done with you.