# A New Game....I Never

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125 "2001-04-16T03:20:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/1 "2001-04-16T03:20:56Z")

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I’d like to start a new thread here based on my favorite drinking game…

I Never…where everyone sits in a circle with a full drink,one person stands up and says I never (fill in the blank) and anyone in the circle who has done that has to drink.

Now I know you’re thinking…this is hardygrrl-is there ANYTHING she’s never done? Surprise surprise…I can come up with a few things hehehe.

No alcohol necessary to play(but it can’t hurt:) )-this is for fun and to get to know each other a little better.

I’ll start…

I never have had RL sex with the people I’ve had cybersex with…and I’m not saying how many people or naming ANY names.

Next?

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/2 "2001-04-16T03:32:43Z")

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I have to take a drink on that one.

I have never had sex in the lobby of a hotel.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/3 "2001-04-16T03:33:07Z")

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Does it have to be sexual?

Um…  
Um…  
I’ve never had sex in/on a boat.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/4 "2001-04-16T03:36:55Z")

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I have never… oh, wait, yes I have.

Hmm…

I have never uh… I have never seen **Tequila Mockingbird** ’s boobs. 😃

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/5 "2001-04-16T03:40:50Z")

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I’ve seen {b]TM’s\*\* LEFT boob (God Bless Spliffled).

I’ve never (oh, this is gonna be tough) never had sex in an airplane (YET!)

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/6 "2001-04-16T03:41:51Z")

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OMG I’ve done something TM hasn’t-well it was a bass boat in a garage but it WAS a boat.🙂 And I could name another Doper who has…  
but I won’t hehehe.

Ok How about I never

have worn crotchless panties.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/7 "2001-04-16T03:43:06Z")

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I meant **TM** and it was the RIGHT one.

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/8 "2001-04-16T03:44:06Z")

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Damnit I’ve never had sex in airplane either!..  
Um…I’ve never been felt up during a tandem sky-dive (and want to be!!)

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/9 "2001-04-16T03:51:56Z")

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Ok Bill…what’s up with the {b} beofre TM’s name?

Don’t leave me hanging!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/10 "2001-04-16T03:52:01Z")

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You people have led sheltered lives. 🙂

I’ve never made love while standing up in a hammock.

[sub]and if anyone says they have I want pictures![/sub]

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/11 "2001-04-16T03:57:06Z")

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**hardygrrl** the {b} is what we in the business call a typo.

**Arden,** if I had pictues, I’d be SO proud of that! But alas, unless there are circus performers out here, this game may be over!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/12 "2001-04-16T03:59:06Z")

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Not over, just no one gets to drink unless they’ve done it!

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/13 "2001-04-16T04:01:06Z")

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The same people keep posting here…must…resist…thread…

Screw it. I’ve never had sex in the snow.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/14 "2001-04-16T04:03:57Z")

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Bill made a boo-boo?

Gee wonder what he was thinking about 🙂

And AR…yes hammock but not standing…more of a side by side. My balance is good but I can’t vouch for others.  
Hmmmmm  
I never have been fingercuffed…but I do want to be someday…Jeff Hardy on one end and hmmm who gets the other end?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/15 "2001-04-16T04:21:56Z")

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You really should have standarized the rules and explained it first…its a fun game but turns into a clusterfuck of blurting out sexual trists too soon. I mean hell, whats original about that here?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/16 "2001-04-16T04:31:43Z")

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I’ve never had a clusterfuck of sexual trysts.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/17 "2001-04-16T05:33:14Z")

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Not quite sure what **Mr. Cynical** means…

I have never been to the Holy Land.

[sub]how’s that for a subject change?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/18 "2001-04-16T07:46:09Z")

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I don’t have anything to add. Just wanted to say that I’m fairly pleased that people are actually posting ways that they’ve _never_ had sex. 😉

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/19 "2001-04-16T08:00:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \*  
> I’ve never had sex in the snow.

\<gulp\>  
(What can I say? I’m really cold-resistant and found a like-minded lady…)

We need to post more common stuff if we want to get everyone drunk…but it’s got to be something _I’ve_ never done…hmmm. Oh, well, let’s head up out of the gutter for now:

I’ve never successfully juggled more than two objects…or one girlfriend.

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-game-i-never/62125/20 "2001-04-16T08:03:13Z")

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I’ve never had sex in a crowded nightclub!

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