# A new moderator! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474 "2000-11-16T16:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/21 "2000-11-16T17:05:55Z")
I never seen such blatant sucking up going on… 'cept when Corrado became a mod. Coldy’s head won’t fit through a doorway if this keeps up. Aw hell… congrats Clog Boy! And those nekkid wimmins were appreciated… a mod bearing gifts is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/22 "2000-11-16T17:08:14Z")
Moderator Clogs eh? perfect. Absolutely perfect! will this mean you will be deleting my posts about Guiness being better than Murphys? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/23 "2000-11-16T17:13:39Z")
I never seen such blatant sucking up going on… 'cept when Corrado became a mod. Coldy’s head won’t fit through a doorway if this keeps up. Aw hell… congrats Clog Boy! And those nekkid wimmins were appreciated… a mod bearing gifts is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/24 "2000-11-16T17:16:54Z")
Way to go you Euro Hunk 'o Man Meat! One day I will have to tell you about this fantasy I have about me, three MPSIMS mods, and a big jar of Ben-Gay. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/25 "2000-11-16T17:27:07Z")
I never seen such blatant sucking up going on… 'cept when Corrado became a mod. Coldy’s head won’t fit through a doorway if this keeps up. Aw hell… congrats Clog Boy! And those nekkid wimmins were appreciated… a mod bearing gifts is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/26 "2000-11-16T17:42:49Z")
Well, well, well . . . You’ll get no congratulations from me, you sell-out! What about your dreams? The artistic ideas behind it all? I thought that’s what it was all about, but apparently you were just dancing for the Man all along. You make me sad. May your clogs give you splinters in your pinky-toes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/27 "2000-11-16T17:47:07Z")
Good job Coldfire! I shall be on my best behavior so as not to end up a casualty in some late night drunken banning spree. But I am looking foreward ot bj0rn’s next post. 😉 Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/28 "2000-11-16T17:58:50Z")
Enjoy yourself in moderation. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/29 "2000-11-16T18:00:31Z")
It’s incredible what some people will do to improve their chances with the ladies, isn’t it ? As if you were starved for attention from the lovely SDMB ladies in the first place, grumble. Seriously: Congratulations, ColdyClogs - I’ll buy you a beer at the AmsterDope. And, of course, nick your SDMB coffee mug if I get within a mile of it. Now go clean out the troll stables. Spiny Norman ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/30 "2000-11-16T18:05:57Z")
::tac-ragging and slapping another coat of finish on my freshly whittled size 9 1/2 klompen:: Must I now learn how to use an umlot, **Clogboy**? Er… um… **Sir** Clogboy? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/31 "2000-11-16T18:08:13Z")
Phew! Smells like moderators in here! Somebody go open the window. Congratulations, **Coldfire,** old bean! Shall I open up a grossly inappropriate thread to give you a chance to show your mettle? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/32 "2000-11-16T18:09:15Z")
Felicidades, Fuegofrio! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/33 "2000-11-16T18:14:23Z")
Already abusing my new rights Har har har! I am going to assimilate MPSIMS!!! [edite by coldfire 07:09:200] ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/34 "2000-11-16T18:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > I never seen such blatant sucking up going on… 'cept when Corrado became a mod. That was not blatant sucking up. That was well-deserved adulation. Welcome aboard, Coldfire, and the best of luck to you. Hope you enjoy the extra five-dozen e-mails a day! ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/35 "2000-11-16T18:16:52Z")
Oh no! He edited my last post, and showed his real face… how evil! Now he ll attack MPSIMS and nothing will be as it was! This is like Pinky and Brain, only that instead of the world Coldfire took over forum control!!! _runs away in fear_ Congrats to the Eurotrash! from another eurotrash dodgy ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/36 "2000-11-16T18:20:20Z")
I can’t make fun of Republicans or **UncleBeer** will ban me. I can’t make fun of total babes or **Gaudere** will ban me. I can’t make fun of **Eutychus** or he’ll quit. 😉 (Miss you already, kid!) I can’t make fun of Canadians or gays because I’m outnumbered here. I used to be able to make fun of the Dutch, but I can’t even do that anymore. My liberties are being stomped into the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/37 "2000-11-16T18:23:29Z")
Forget the moderator’s clogs **Coldie**. Youse gonna need hip waders. PS: Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/38 "2000-11-16T18:33:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > **…Coldy’s head won’t fit through a doorway if this keeps up…** Doorway my ass! He won’t be able to get it back in his clog. Myself, I guess we’ll all have to learn to yodel now. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/39 "2000-11-16T18:33:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > **My liberties are being stomped into the ground.** Help! Help! I’m being repressed! It’s a sad day when it’s not even safe to poke fun at the Dutch. Don’t forget you’ll also be banned for making fun of Rush. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474/40 "2000-11-16T18:35:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BornDodgy \* > \*\*[edite by coldfire 07:09:200] \*\* This is something you REALLY don’t want to do, BD . . MadHatter was banned for this (among countless other things), and I know a lot of us would be quite sad to see you go. Congrats, Coldfire. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-moderator/41474.md?page=3)