# A new pointless game- Which would be scarier?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 15, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619 "2001-11-15T22:23:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/21 "2001-11-15T23:49:25Z")
Rabid ferrets singing like Britney Spears or a second moon coming?
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### Author:  [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/22 "2001-11-15T23:54:26Z")
Seeing them in one.
Having to choose between rabid ferrets singing like Britney Spears or a second moon coming, or rabid grandferrets singing like britany spears with pancake sized bananashaped nipples on the moon in an adult video?
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### Author:  [@PillowPhat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PillowPhat)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/23 "2001-11-15T23:54:35Z")
Good God, anything but Brittney Spears.
… lizards sticking their tongues up your nailbeds, or wyverns shreiking in your ears?
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### Author:  [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/24 "2001-11-16T00:05:39Z")
The wyverns.
Miss Cleo as your wife(even if you are a woman), or Carrot Top being your husband(even if you are a man!)?
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/25 "2001-11-16T02:00:56Z")
Carrot Top, because everyone would assume he’s my brother.
Noticing the car behind you is being driven by a six year old or a drunk talking on a cellphone?
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### Author:  [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/26 "2001-11-16T04:52:10Z")
I’d have to go with the drunk on the cell phone. Hey, a drunk six year old talking on a cell phone and driving would be **even worse** , but I digress… 🙂
A rock, a paper, or scissors? Wait…I think scissors would automatically win 'cause you could cut stuff off… that’s scary. How about just rock or paper?
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### Author:  [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/27 "2001-11-16T04:58:28Z")
Rock. Ouch.
Showing up naked to High School, or showing up naked to your High School reunion?
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### Author:  [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/28 "2001-11-16T04:59:12Z")
Paper, for the same reason the pen is mightier than the sword.
Moonies or Young Republicans?
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### Author:  [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/29 "2001-11-16T10:07:01Z")
young republicans.
Rosie o’Donnel or Oprah? (or as the mama baboon calls her “La Ofra” why the f? who knows?)
(I love this game. we play this game all the time. too bad this thread isn’t in the pit…cause then I could give you some really scary things to choose from…)
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### Author:  [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/30 "2001-11-16T10:12:43Z")
Rosie
\*Nsync making another album, or Menudo on a reunion tour?
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### Author:  [@Mats\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mats_K)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/31 "2001-11-16T10:29:25Z")
another NSYNC album gives me shivers up my spine.
Seeing the present-day Michael Jordan try to dunk from the free throw line or Antoine Walker throwing up more than 10 shots per minute?
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### Author:  [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/32 "2001-11-16T10:52:26Z")
A: High School reunion - for me and _them_.
Q: Sleeping with your roommate or with your cousin?
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### Author:  [@BarbieOrBritney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarbieOrBritney)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/33 "2001-11-16T14:56:11Z")
Cousin. Contrary to what most people in my isolated town believe, we are _not_ located in Deliverance.
Missing the plane that will allow you to see your sick mother for the last time before she dies, or accidentally setting your winning lottery ticket aflame?
Hehe…😃
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### Author:  [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/34 "2001-11-16T16:38:52Z")
Lotto ticket. My mother lives nice and close to me. If I missed the plane, I would just walk. 😉
Blood sucking vampires or …BUNNIES!
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### Author:  [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/35 "2001-11-16T16:53:08Z")
Bunnies
Chained to Charro or Rosie Perez
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/36 "2001-11-16T17:28:50Z")
Chained to Charro.
Finding out there’s some Grand Destiny to your life, or not?
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/37 "2001-11-16T18:23:14Z")
Grand Destiny, cause so far, all indications are that mine is to web-serf and eat Jelly Bellies.
Esprix straight or JDT gay?
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### Author:  [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/38 "2001-11-16T23:18:44Z")
JDT Gay, 'cos Esprix straightified would lose his sting…
You wake up in the morning, you look in the bathroom and the face staring back at you is (a) Michael Jackson’s or (b)Phyllis Diller’s?
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### Author:  [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/39 "2001-11-16T23:20:01Z")
You look in the bathroom _mirror_, I mean!
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### Author:  [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-pointless-game-which-would-be-scarier/93619/40 "2001-11-16T23:23:58Z")
Michael Jackson.
Finding a used condom on your kitchen floor or a used tampon. Neither one are yours.
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