# A new Punch Line thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 8, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364 "2020-04-08T17:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/301 "2020-05-01T03:36:00Z")
Which Tyler. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/302 "2020-05-01T03:37:44Z")
A joke so funny I posted it twice ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/303 "2020-05-01T04:10:51Z")
“Two shots and a splash of water.” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/304 "2020-05-01T07:31:26Z")
“Nice tits. Where do you want these blinds?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/305 "2020-05-01T09:33:43Z")
“I hadn’t planned on spending that much money.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/306 "2020-05-01T14:18:14Z")
“Yes, I know. It’s the cobblestones.” ---
**Author:** ![Crane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crane/32/3495_2.png) [@Crane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crane)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/307 "2020-05-01T14:35:09Z")
Please! Too late, the jigs up Here, your sign fell down No, it’s some guy at a bar in Toledo An elephant shoot the dogs! including her pet armadillo ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/308 "2020-05-01T18:51:54Z")
“Miththus Thmith juth fell on her ath.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/309 "2020-05-01T18:57:05Z")
So the reign in Spain is mainly on the plane. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/310 "2020-05-01T19:20:11Z")
“It’s deaf.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/311 "2020-05-01T20:42:21Z")
“They both got some bad crack.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/312 "2020-05-02T20:05:55Z")
Last night she called me from a motel just outside of town. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/313 "2020-05-02T22:30:18Z")
“The Chinese guy jumps out from behind the door and yells **'SUPPLIES!!!** ’” ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/314 "2020-05-03T04:07:00Z")
“Just befole bleakfast”. “One clucks defiance”. “They just couldn’t take a shot to the head”. “He couldn’t decide whether to go with the raw rookie or with the seasoned veteran”. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/315 "2020-05-03T04:26:31Z")
“I am \*soooooo \*drunk!” “Didn’t you hear me? I said 'I am \*soooooo \*drunk!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/316 "2020-05-03T04:32:43Z")
“OK, he’s dead. Now what?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/317 "2020-05-03T04:34:58Z")
“To be, or not to be. Dat be de question.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/318 "2020-05-03T04:44:13Z")
“Good morning, ladies!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/319 "2020-05-03T16:38:10Z")
“And is this fucking bitch giving you a hard time?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/320 "2020-05-03T21:05:21Z")
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