# A new Punch Line thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 8, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364 "2020-04-08T17:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/441 "2020-06-08T04:06:04Z")
“Oho, that’s a mighty big word for an eight-year-old!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/442 "2020-06-09T02:31:19Z")
Not enough gin. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/443 "2020-06-09T04:19:36Z")
“Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2020, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/444 "2020-06-10T10:24:48Z")
“Ben Dover and Philip McEveety.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/445 "2020-06-11T18:10:58Z")
“Clearasil. Third aisle, in the back.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/446 "2020-06-15T15:27:07Z")
Because she’s an immigrant doing one of the jobs Americans won’t do. With thanks to **Hilarity N. Suze**. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/447 "2020-06-16T02:06:07Z")
“Every night, he puts it in Olive Oyl.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/448 "2020-06-16T14:54:59Z")
“Do you think I should’ve said ‘abrasive’”? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/449 "2020-06-16T19:07:39Z")
“She stood there waiting for the other 13 to show up.” ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/450 "2020-06-17T00:10:43Z")
“Yeth - and I’m only thixteen.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/451 "2020-06-17T00:48:52Z")
“$200, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/452 "2020-06-17T02:08:18Z")
Pepper. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/453 "2020-06-17T03:01:09Z")
“They want to look like their mothers.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/454 "2020-06-17T16:56:23Z")
“Sure hope your team wins, lady.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/455 "2020-06-17T17:23:02Z")
“She insisted on foreplay.” ---
**Author:** ![Toledo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/34f0e0/32.png) [@Toledo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toledo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/456 "2020-06-18T22:43:01Z")
The moron Tab and apple choir. My country TIS of thee… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/457 "2020-06-22T16:26:03Z")
“Oh, that’s just the Democrats. They think they’re all alone up here.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/458 "2020-06-28T14:47:12Z")
“Pretentious? _Moi_?!?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/459 "2020-07-03T22:17:23Z")
“A matched pair of PEZ dispensers.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/460 "2020-07-03T22:25:51Z")
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