# A new Punch Line thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 8, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364 "2020-04-08T17:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/521 "2020-07-29T15:24:11Z")
“That was no Geisha. That was my Honorable Hidden One.”\* \*Japanese version of a Henny Youngman joke. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/522 "2020-07-29T15:34:08Z")
“See, that’s how you do it.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/523 "2020-07-29T17:25:32Z")
“A kamikaze butterfly.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/524 "2020-07-29T17:55:45Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > “Eumenides?” “Euripedes?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/525 "2020-07-29T17:56:09Z")
“A ‘stick.’” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/526 "2020-07-30T15:25:57Z")
Hey, it’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/527 "2020-07-30T15:49:57Z")
“Doest that bit of chrome not make my buggy look bitchin’?” “Wouldst thou like me to plow thy furrow?” “I would totally get shunned for thee.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/528 "2020-07-30T15:54:16Z")
These sessions do him so much good. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/529 "2020-07-30T15:59:08Z")
“If ye cometh around eight and bring some buttermilk, we can sit silently in the company of my large family.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/530 "2020-07-31T14:12:52Z")
OK, then, grab your waterskis and get down to the dock. Mrs. Kennedy is waiting. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/531 "2020-07-31T15:18:29Z")
“They were trying to breed bulletproof Kennedys.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/532 "2020-07-31T15:49:51Z")
Stop putting me on. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/533 "2020-07-31T16:12:49Z")
“So, Ted: Did you get a Christmas card from the Kopechnes this year?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/534 "2020-08-01T01:00:13Z")
Vote for the Kennedy of your choice, but vote! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/535 "2020-08-01T01:20:42Z")
It’s not unusual." ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/536 "2020-08-01T01:22:25Z")
“Tell him it’s tomorrow.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/537 "2020-08-01T01:39:02Z")
“Vote early, vote often.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/538 "2020-08-01T18:40:23Z")
“Dammit, my girlfriend’s gone, too!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/539 "2020-08-01T22:38:01Z")
“The next day, Jean told the cowboy to wear his own clothes.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/540 "2020-08-01T23:09:41Z")
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