# A new Punch Line thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 8, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364 "2020-04-08T17:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/581 "2020-08-21T14:51:35Z")
“We know,” one of the men replies, shaking his head. “And we don’t approve.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/582 "2020-08-21T15:30:00Z")
“She liked men.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/583 "2020-08-21T20:10:50Z")
“You should have talked to me first. I know a place where you could’ve paid a _lot_ more.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/584 "2020-08-21T21:09:19Z")
“No, but my girlfriend goes to Wellsley.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/585 "2020-08-21T23:45:16Z")
“Her tongue gets hard.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/586 "2020-08-23T01:20:28Z")
“Darling.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/587 "2020-08-23T03:04:14Z")
“Niiice dick!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/588 "2020-08-23T14:21:34Z")
:: looks around furtively:: Whaddya need? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/589 "2020-08-23T16:53:05Z")
“The guy says ‘Slut!’ and drops her.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/590 "2020-08-24T05:15:49Z")
“Stops me lickin’ ‘em.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/591 "2020-08-24T15:52:18Z")
“A ‘Chunk.’” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/592 "2020-08-26T01:26:41Z")
He tried to convince me my car didn’t even exist. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/593 "2020-08-26T04:56:58Z")
“He thinks Chicken Cacciatore is an Italian movie actress.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/594 "2020-08-26T06:19:00Z")
“Don’t put Descartes before the whores.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/595 "2020-08-26T08:59:51Z")
“He thinks cunnilingus is an Irish airline.” ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/596 "2020-08-26T12:18:15Z")
“You’re chicken, catcher Torre,” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/597 "2020-08-26T18:23:56Z")
“An Italian suppository.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/598 "2020-09-02T13:33:45Z")
“His favorite cocktail is a 15.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/599 "2020-09-06T03:23:35Z")
That there are twenty of them. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/600 "2020-09-06T04:35:26Z")
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