# A new Punch Line thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 8, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364 "2020-04-08T17:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/601 "2020-09-06T13:41:36Z")
Paddy O’Furniture. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/602 "2020-09-06T14:26:37Z")
“He had a garden of wind-free okra.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/603 "2020-09-06T20:39:47Z")
“Hello, friendly little fuck.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/604 "2020-09-06T23:02:52Z")
“A St Patrick’s Day parade.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/605 "2020-09-07T03:46:56Z")
He thus became the first black man in American history who had to convince the public that he _did_ kill someone. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/606 "2020-09-07T05:15:59Z")
“He was surprised to learn that cockfighting is done with chickens.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/607 "2020-09-07T16:49:21Z")
“Because it saves time.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/608 "2020-09-07T17:38:25Z")
“He thinks you need a rowboat to cross Lake Street.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/609 "2020-09-08T03:59:44Z")
“That sheep has always been a liar.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/610 "2020-09-14T15:24:09Z")
“In that case, just give me a Coke.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/611 "2020-09-16T14:09:20Z")
Bob… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/612 "2020-09-16T22:22:02Z")
“I don’t know his name, but his fez is familiar.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/613 "2020-09-17T07:58:53Z")
“He went straight … to the all-you-can eat buffet.” ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/614 "2020-09-17T11:57:19Z")
“I don’t recognize the mane, but the pace is familiar.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/615 "2020-09-17T15:49:41Z")
“He lived in Vegas, but he really loved Queens.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/616 "2020-09-19T02:23:34Z")
Chuck. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/617 "2020-09-19T06:40:45Z")
“Put Velcro on the ceiling.” ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/618 "2020-09-19T12:18:19Z")
I don’t know his name, but his face rings a bell! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/619 "2020-09-19T12:44:37Z")
“Give him a stick and tell him it’s a piñata.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/620 "2020-09-20T21:44:59Z")
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