# A new Punch Line thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 8, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364 "2020-04-08T17:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/701 "2020-12-31T12:43:24Z")
“Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/702 "2020-12-31T15:40:46Z")
“Rude Alf the Red knows train beer.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/703 "2020-12-31T22:26:52Z")
“Silly rabbi - kicks are for Trids!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/704 "2020-12-31T22:32:39Z")
“That she’ll evolve and he won’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/705 "2021-01-02T05:16:37Z")
“Let him off somewhere 'way out in the countryside. And if he finds his way home, don’t fuck him!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/706 "2021-01-04T00:44:42Z")
“He goes down to the sea in slips.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/707 "2021-01-10T17:54:53Z")
“The original inhabitants weren’t good joke material.”\* \*Bowdlerized version. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/708 "2021-01-10T22:04:51Z")
And she said, “When the kid next door flies to the Moon, honey, I’ll give you a blowjob.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/709 "2021-01-10T23:39:19Z")
“An eight-armed agricultural machine that won’t work.”\* \*Bowdlerized version. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/710 "2021-01-14T15:52:13Z")
“Have you been eating donuts?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/711 "2021-01-15T01:43:05Z")
“A pair of giant nostrils races across the screen snorting coke.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/712 "2021-01-16T17:06:15Z")
“Watermelon seeds.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/713 "2021-01-17T03:07:28Z")
“Taxi driver—bad hunter. Chukchi would have opened door.”\* \*Translated from Russian. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/714 "2021-01-23T03:39:42Z")
“If he were a scientist, he would’ve tried it on mice first.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/715 "2021-01-23T03:44:53Z")
“Brazil nuts.”\* \*Bowdlerized version. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/716 "2021-01-24T20:28:27Z")
“What will you have, Senators?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/717 "2021-01-24T21:43:10Z")
“Lady fingers.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/718 "2021-01-26T19:25:27Z")
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/719 "2021-01-27T01:44:51Z")
“Belly buttons.” ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-punch-line-thread/851364/720 "2021-01-27T13:01:50Z")
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