# A new Star Wars game (I think) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 2, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750 "2005-09-02T16:20:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/1 "2005-09-02T16:20:56Z")
Not because I’m a Star Wars geek or anything (I’m not), but I found myself thinking a line in a social setting that gave me the giggles. The game is this: Take any well-known line from the movies, and substitute a single word. In my case, I was talking to a strikingly flat-chested (but otherwise quite attractive) woman and I kept thinking, in Darth Vader’s voice, “I find…your lack of tits…disturbing.” Your go. ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/2 "2005-09-02T16:38:49Z")
Well, it’s [been done](http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html) with “pants”. “I find your lack of pants disturbing” isn’t quite as funny as yours, but “tits” is inherently a funnier word than “pants”. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/3 "2005-09-02T18:22:37Z")
That was pretty good though. I’ve been thinking if it slipped out while I was trying to suppress giggles, and how I would have explained it away. I don’t think any explanation would have washed. ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/4 "2005-09-02T19:03:13Z")
The power of this battle station is insignificant compared to the power of the monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/5 "2005-09-02T20:05:31Z")
“Don’t be too proud of this technological anus you’ve constructed.” “I used to fondle swamp rats in Beggar’s Canyon back home, and they’re not much bigger than two meters.” ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/6 "2005-09-02T20:17:34Z")
> [@sciguy](#): > > “I find your lack of pants disturbing” isn’t quite as funny as yours, but “tits” is inherently a funnier word than “pants”. “I find your lack of pants disturbing” never, ever, _ever_ fails to make me laugh. That, and “You are unwise to lower your pants!” ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/7 "2005-09-02T22:00:33Z")
“Use the Fart, Luke” ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-new-star-wars-game-i-think/319750/8 "2005-09-02T22:31:49Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > “I find your lack of pants disturbing” never, ever, _ever_ fails to make me laugh. That, and “You are unwise to lower your pants!” Don’t forget “The boy lacks pants.”