# A Nice Set Of Melons **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229 "2003-07-04T13:26:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/41 "2003-07-05T11:17:53Z")
> [@](#): > > the idea of skipping work to watch a guy fuck a fruit somehow just wasn’t something I could reconcile to myself. Bwahahaha… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/42 "2003-07-20T19:23:39Z")
Heh, heh, heh. Now all I have to do is come up with a story about birthday cakes, and I will control ALL your holidays… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/43 "2003-07-21T04:23:45Z")
That sotry was like a Frank Zappa song. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/44 "2003-07-21T04:32:17Z")
**Wang-Ka** , sometimes you put me in the mind of some of the stuff Chris Miller wrote for _National Lampoon_ in the seventies, when _National Lampoon_ was actually funny. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/45 "2003-07-21T04:47:14Z")
I got through my first pregnancy living on little but watermelon! Thank god I am done with having kids! Four thumbs up for **Wang-ka!** ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/46 "2003-07-21T13:22:02Z")
I’m being compared to Chris Miller? Damn. I’m flattered. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/47 "2003-07-21T14:23:41Z")
What the F\*\*\* are you doing with that pumpkin?? What! Is it midnight already? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/48 "2003-07-21T15:07:21Z")
[melon hijack] I was at the grocery and a woman was walking around carrying two cantaloupes, one in each hand, pressed against her torso. It took everything in my power to not say, “Nice melons!” [/melon hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/49 "2003-07-26T18:20:35Z")
**Wang-Ka** , you slay me! i now know to look out for waterbeds, people with lots of melons, and never to pee on electrical items. dang, it just makes my life easier ::dopey grin:: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229/50 "2003-07-26T20:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \Wang Ka, Wang Ka, Wang Ka… Everyone now: WANG KA\ 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-nice-set-of-melons/186229.md?page=2)