# A note on the (now closed) thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 27, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884 "2007-02-27T16:26:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/61 "2007-02-28T00:01:47Z")

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[QUOTE=jsgoddess]  
Now we’ve got tender hooks to go with the baited breath!  
[/QUOTE]  
Oh god look what you just kicked off in me :eek:

Love me tender, love me hooks  
Bait my breath with love

Fortunately at this point my poesy drive crashed and I was unable to continue.

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### Author: ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/62 "2007-02-28T00:11:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
Guess I’d have to agree. Apparently biologically male, yet definitely not a man.  
Troll? Yes.  
Fuckwit? Beyond any doubt.  
Raging boil on the infected ass of humanity? Obviously.  
But nothing like a man.  
[/QUOTE]

How’s it feel to live in the Land Of The Permanently Whooshed?

BTW, a head’s up for next time: anytime I want an opinion from the likes of you, I’ll give it to you, dimwit. And stop rimming me already; you’ve already had your five minutes of “fame” here.

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### Author: ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/63 "2007-02-28T00:19:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
**RedFury** , whatever else he is, (and, due to ignorance, I take no position on that,) is good people, because he is dog people, and he has a spot in my bunker if he ever needs one (and brings the Dobergal.)  
[/QUOTE]

Thank you kindly, Sir. Offer stands both ways. And certainly Silky’ll be along.

BTW, I forget the attribution, but there’s a quote I fully adhere to: “The more I know about people, the more I love dogs.”

The pseudo-human **Oakie** only adds truth to said quote.

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### Author: ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/64 "2007-02-28T00:24:16Z")

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[QUOTE=RedFury]

The pseudo-human **Oakie** only adds truth to said quote.  
[/QUOTE]

Pseudo-human? I’m a half elf. Dig the pointy ears.

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### Author: ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/65 "2007-02-28T00:27:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
Still no answer. I’d better send another PM…  
[/QUOTE]  
☹

Nobody ever BMs me!

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### Author: ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/66 "2007-02-28T00:31:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
☹

Nobody ever BMs me!  
[/QUOTE]

Nobody ever BMs me either. I like not getting BMed.

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### Author: ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/67 "2007-02-28T00:32:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
☹

Nobody ever BMs me!  
[/QUOTE]  
Try craigslist.

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### Author: ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/68 "2007-02-28T00:34:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
Try craigslist.  
[/QUOTE]  
😃

Well played, sir.

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### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/69 "2007-02-28T01:45:20Z")

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Anyone else experiencing a crosseyed and painless feeling here?

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### Author: ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/70 "2007-02-28T01:49:19Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Anyone else experiencing a crosseyed and painless feeling here?  
[/QUOTE]  
Was it good for you too?

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### Author: ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/71 "2007-02-28T02:05:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
It appeared to me, as you might recall, rank hypocrisy to call for kindness and avoidance of personal attacks from others after demonstrating personal attacks and hostility pretty much right out of the gate.  
[/QUOTE]  
Gee, I thought the answers to that were covered.

1. Don’t wield a knife --or gun!-- in a schoolyard brawl. It’s a matter of _proportion_.

2. There is a distinction between crude language directed without provocation _within a particular thread_, and crude language directed at those who… use unprovoked vulgarities.

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### Author: ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/72 "2007-02-28T02:10:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Measure for Measure]  
Gee, I thought the answers to that were covered.

1. Don’t wield a knife --or gun!-- in a schoolyard brawl. It’s a matter of _proportion_.

2. There is a distinction between crude language directed without provocation _within a particular thread_, and crude language directed at those who… use unprovoked vulgarities.  
[/QUOTE]  
Did you get a BM on the matter or something?

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### Author: ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/73 "2007-02-28T02:12:28Z")

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Er, no.

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### Author: ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/74 "2007-02-28T02:16:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
It’s **bated breath** , you goddam ignorant pieces of shitstained panties from a diseased chickenhawk fundo-atheist commie toadfucker. Christ Almighty! If you don’t know what you are talking about, just shut the fuck up.  
[/QUOTE]

You forgot “Yankees fan”.

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### Author: ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/75 "2007-02-28T02:26:39Z")

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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
You forgot “Yankees fan”.  
[/QUOTE]  
Well shit. I didn’t want to insult the guy.

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### Author: ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/76 "2007-02-28T02:33:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **jsgoddess** : The headache was caused by the brain damage she was claiming in the lateness thread. “You can’t judge me! I’m brain damaged!”

Hey! I claimed it first! That’s not fair! I’m the one who gets to be brain-damaged!

Mess with my reputation and you’re a..um…fuck bubble! Yeah!

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### Author: ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/77 "2007-02-28T02:35:57Z")

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stop! you’re giving me a headache!

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### Author: ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/78 "2007-02-28T03:10:39Z")

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### Author: ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/79 "2007-02-28T03:16:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]  
You forgot “Yankees fan”.  
[/QUOTE]  
Well shit. I didn’t want to insult the guy.  
[/QUOTE]

Hey, I’m proud to bleed Pinstripes.

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### Author: ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-note-on-the-now-closed-thread/393884/80 "2007-02-28T06:59:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
Pseudo-human? I’m a half elf. Dig the pointy ears.  
[/QUOTE]

Isn’t there some other Pit thread you can give one of your lame-ass ratings in, or something.

Fuckwit.

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