# A one-act play chronicling my dog walk last night

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-one-act-play-chronicling-my-dog-walk-last-night/663130>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 10, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-one-act-play-chronicling-my-dog-walk-last-night/663130 "2013-07-10T12:53:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-one-act-play-chronicling-my-dog-walk-last-night/663130/41 "2013-07-12T14:23:44Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Wait, so is it a VACANT HOUSE or not? Because you said the lady had a key.

It was vacant. Until she entered it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-one-act-play-chronicling-my-dog-walk-last-night/663130/42 "2013-07-12T23:53:45Z")

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Dog. Sex in car. I’ll assume jokes about “a bitch in heat” would be in poor taste.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-one-act-play-chronicling-my-dog-walk-last-night/663130/43 "2013-07-13T01:06:16Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> C’mon, we just had a Samuel Beckett joke.

Tell me the dog’s name is Tape and we can have another one.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-one-act-play-chronicling-my-dog-walk-last-night/663130/44 "2013-07-14T03:20:47Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> C’mon, we just had a Samuel Beckett joke.

I’m guessing the woman was Waiting for “O God!”

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