# A Open Letter to Fenris (as I practice linking)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-open-letter-to-fenris-as-i-practice-linking/56488>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [March 2, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-open-letter-to-fenris-as-i-practice-linking/56488 "2001-03-02T11:54:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-open-letter-to-fenris-as-i-practice-linking/56488/1 "2001-03-02T11:54:44Z")

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Esteemed Fenris:

In the [Straight Dope Sandwich Shoppe](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61324) shouldn’t “The Fenris Heartburn Special” be a [HAND](http://todd.reimer.com/norse/story.html#Binding) sammich? A HAND and cheese or rye? BwaaHaaahahahaha!

I slay me! I thought of that 10 minutes after I posted my sammich recipe. You can see why I didn’t go back and re-post.

Also there’s ithe issue of closure. You draw us into your [life](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58797) and leave us hanging. Some of us need a denoument to your drama. So, did you get a pup or not? One little post, is that too much to ask? Sue Duhnym let us know how her sick child was doing (note: I am not going to link here. Either I’m getting it or not. Do a search yourself.), I guess _she’s_ just a better person.

Thank you for your time.  
Be well,  
Rue.

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-open-letter-to-fenris-as-i-practice-linking/56488/2 "2001-03-02T13:04:11Z")

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A fine job, Rue. (I dug the link you posted with the saga story.)

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-open-letter-to-fenris-as-i-practice-linking/56488/3 "2001-03-02T15:02:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*  
> \*\*In the [Straight Dope Sandwich Shoppe](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61324) shouldn’t “The Fenris Heartburn Special” be a [HAND](http://todd.reimer.com/norse/story.html#Binding) sammich? A HAND and cheese or rye? BwaaHaaahahahaha!  
> \*\*

\<chuckle\> Are you implying that I bite the hand that feeds me? Or are you calling me a ham?  
You can see why I didn’t go back and re-post.

\*\*

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> Also there’s ithe issue of closure. You draw us into your [life](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58797) and leave us hanging. Some of us need a denoument to your drama. So, did you get a pup or not? One little post, is that too much to ask?\*\*

RDD, you’re completly correct. Take a look at the thread for an update.

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-open-letter-to-fenris-as-i-practice-linking/56488/4 "2001-03-02T18:36:28Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Fenris \*

\<chuckle\> Are you implying that I bite the hand that feeds me? Or are you calling me a ham?  
O.K. make that a **Tyr’s Hand Sammich**. Sheesh ya make one joke about someone’s screen name and they go and get all touchy. Sheesh. Read the links people! The links! Grumble, grumble, not sence of… grumble, thin skins…mutter…  
HA! I slay me once more!  
Nothin’ up my sleeve…and…PRESTO!..A Norse Mythology reference.

Now I shall let this thread quietly die…(cue Taps)
