# A Perfect World! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 1999, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820 "1999-10-23T16:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/1 "1999-10-23T16:27:00Z")
My perfect world has free amusement parks, all the roads are for roller blading and parking lots are basketball courts. People waterslide to work, and we each have individual weather control so that if I want sunshine and you want snow… we both can have what we want without the other being affected. OK so I have and over active imagination…so tell me then…what is your perfect world like? * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/2 "1999-10-23T16:50:00Z")
Wow… in my perfect world… everything is made out of callebot chocolate and caramel… some white, some milk and mostly dark and its all calorie free. There is love and laughter everywhere… you only work for three days a week, every child has a happy, healthy home, and Canada annexes Texas… * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Fyodor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/958977/32.png) [@Fyodor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fyodor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/3 "1999-10-23T16:51:00Z")
You really are on crack, Purplecrackwhore. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/4 "1999-10-23T16:56:00Z")
Al…Hmmm doesn’t crackwhore mean a whore who is into cracks?? Pardon my blondness hon =) * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/5 "1999-10-23T16:58:00Z")
1.No one has children unless they are **truly** ready, both emotionally and financially. 2.Cars can fly, and there is some sort of computer system that keeps anyone from crashing into anything or anyone else, even when someone like me is going Mach 3. 3.People always talk out their problems, instead of bottling them up and getting ulcers and fighting. 4.“How ya doin’” Is an acceptable pick up line. 😉 1. Trails are fair but speedy. 2. Mind games are taboo. 7.There are plenty of resources for everyone: no reason to fight wars. 8.If you’re stupid, narrow minded, and prejudiced, you can’t breed. 😉 9.There are never lines for anything. 10.Everyone’s basic needs are provided for. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/6 "1999-10-23T16:59:00Z")
My perfect world consists of a large soccer field with a nightclub at the end. Oh, and my boss strung up for making us work saturdays. 'Cos 60 hours a week _isn’t enough_. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/7 "1999-10-24T05:02:00Z")
Oh yeah, and you get all this without paying any taxes. Ever. And if a politician is ever caught in a lie, he gets fired immediately. And for the purpose of number 10 above, sex is a basic need. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/8 "1999-10-24T05:04:00Z")
_Trails are fair and speedy?_ ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/9 "1999-10-24T05:06:00Z")
yeah android haven’t you ever been down one of those slow and unfair trails that just frustrated the hell out of you. * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/10 "1999-10-24T05:12:00Z")
I’m hurtling along one right now. Road to nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/11 "1999-10-24T05:16:00Z")
1. Grammer mavens would find something else to do with their time. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/12 "1999-10-24T05:27:00Z")
Don’t know where your from, Purple, but every time I’ve ever heard Crackwhore used it mean a woman (or guy) who had sex to get money to buy or crack or to get crack from a dealer. Maybe you aren’t from the States? –John ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/13 "1999-10-24T05:28:00Z")
And yes, I _know_ it’s supposed to be gramm **a** r. Sue me. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/14 "1999-10-24T05:30:00Z")
Picking at the grammar i was not. Thought it was some Americanism i didn’t get. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/15 "1999-10-24T05:35:00Z")
Ai… ya gotta remember hon that I am blonde… which generally means a different world even if I do live in Cali… and btw… I am j/k… _adds people having a sense of humour to her list_ * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/16 "1999-10-24T05:35:00Z")
That’s cool, mon. I’m feeling pissy because My friend is partying in Austin and I’m stuck here working. ☹ * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/17 "1999-10-23T18:20:00Z")
crackwhore only reminds Me of Norm McDonald! A perfect world:free computers for all,free online time,free chocolate,free Mumia(oops,got carried away! :D) ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/18 "1999-10-23T19:25:00Z")
Free crack! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/19 "1999-10-23T19:33:00Z")
Siestas would be available at work if you needed one. So would fiestas. So would margaritas. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820/20 "1999-10-23T20:38:00Z")
I’d settle for a FAIR world. * * * Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it. Georges Santayana [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfect-world/9820.md?page=2)