# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Rep. Ralph Norman, one of the three congressional Republicans suing Speaker Nancy Pelosi over fines for not wearing masks during a vote on the U.S. House floor, has contracted a breakthrough case of COVID-19, the second member of South Carolina’s delegation to do so.

So they watched Trump get away with Lying and Posturing Full-Time.

And they thought: _hey! This works!!! People we lie to LOVE us for it! It’s foolproof—let’s make our party platform “Lying And Posturing 24/7/365.”_

… And then they learned that there’s something called “reality.”

**#GOPsoSad**

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2366 "2021-08-05T22:51:07Z")

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Because you haven’t shown yourself to be sufficiently stupid…

[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-encourages-supporters-to-buy-misspelled-trump-offical-card/ar-AAMZjSM?ocid=Peregrine&li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-encourages-supporters-to-buy-misspelled-trump-offical-card/ar-AAMZjSM?ocid=Peregrine&li=BBnb7Kz)

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2367 "2021-08-05T22:57:01Z")

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Odd that those designs use the colors of the flag of China. I thought the Trumpites were admirers of Russia?

Also, as mentioned in another thread: probably the “ID number” will be identical on all, because it costs money to print cards with differing numbers.

Former Republican Steve Schmidt today offered a tweet thread with some other designs likely to find favor with Trumpites:

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The original twitter page:  
[https://twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSES/status/1423134529129107466](https://twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSES/status/1423134529129107466)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2368 "2021-08-05T23:06:31Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Odd that those designs use the colors of the flag of China. I thought the Trumpites were admirers of Russia?

Red for China, Red for Russia, Red for Republican. Better red than…well…

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2369 "2021-08-05T23:12:52Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Sure, wonderful, but the closer it is, the more perilously inviting it is for the GOP to blather “ _recount!_ ”

Recounts in Florida? Unheard of.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2370 "2021-08-06T00:47:35Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Sure, wonderful, but the closer it is, the more perilously inviting it is for the GOP to blather “ _recount!_ ”

If enough Republicans kill themselves in Florida, there will be no point to a recount, because the Democrats will win it overwhelmingly.

Seriously - If the Republicans manage to kill enough of their base, then more states will tilt Democratic.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2371 "2021-08-06T02:08:09Z")

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What possible use could Putin have for him now?

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2372 "2021-08-06T04:31:01Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> If enough Republicans kill themselves in Florida, there will be no point to a recount, because the Democrats will win it overwhelmingly.
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> Seriously - If the Republicans manage to kill enough of their base, then more states will tilt Democratic.

Um… Somebody has already pointed out, in one of these related threads, that Republicans don’t _need_ voters any more. With the voter suppression and election-hijacking rules they are passing, winning votes is no longer necessary for them.

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Besides, minds are already made up. There is a house a mile away that has a banner proclaiming “Trump 2024, FUCK your feelings”. (And a big fuck you to the kids who walk that road every day, but who cares?)

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2374 "2021-08-06T13:00:50Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Red for Russia

Specifially the Soviet Union, best known for gulags, Stalin’s tender loving reign, the KGB, and the constant threat of nuclear war.

I know the USA did its own share of posturing during the Cold War. But it wouldn’t matter who actually pushed the button because we’d all have been just as dead.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2375 "2021-08-06T13:05:48Z")

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A couple weekends ago there was a small plane flying around with a TRUMP 2020 banner behind it. People in cars were waving and pointing and honking at it. His supporters are out there, and they are stupid.

It makes me want to put out a sign with “Never Trump, fuck YOUR feelings.” Because it’s ok for them to insult others but hurt their widdle feewings and suddenly you’re the bad guy.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2376 "2021-08-06T13:42:45Z")

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> [@seal\_cleaner](#):
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> What possible use could Putin have for him now?

Trump could always run again - and he just might win.

Meanwhile, down in Georgia…

> **[Timeline: Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia](https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2023/08/politics/trump-georgia-2020-election/)**
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> Prosecutors have aggressively investigated whether former President Donald Trump broke the law while trying to overturn his 2020 election defeat in the hotly contested state. Here’s a breakdown of what Georgia prosecutors have scrutinized as they...

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2377 "2021-08-06T13:59:46Z")

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My favorite comment on the Chump Card:

> <https://twitter.com/EverProactive/status/1423332500894470149>

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2378 "2021-08-06T14:08:05Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Sure, wonderful, but the closer it is, the more perilously inviting it is for the GOP to blather “_recount!_”

This assumes logic is being respected.

If it is close, then “recount”

If it is not close, then “clearly the Dems have cheated because there’s no way it could be a blowout”

It’s always “Head I win, Tails you lose” with these assholes.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2379 "2021-08-06T15:16:25Z")

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> [@seal\_cleaner](#):
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> What possible use could Putin have for him now?

Discord among citizens in the USA is highly desired by Putin. Trump divides us like no other. You bet Putin still has use for him.

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I would go with

BIDEN WON!! FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2381 "2021-08-06T18:04:26Z")

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Do NOT look at the “man” behind the curtain.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2382 "2021-08-06T18:13:50Z")

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“Every judge says Biden won, however I’m totally sympathetic with your plight: please tell me more about you feelings”

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2383 "2021-08-06T18:56:44Z")

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[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/anti-vaxxer-dies-of-covid-after-mocking-experimental-vaccine/ar-AAN14Tk?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/anti-vaxxer-dies-of-covid-after-mocking-experimental-vaccine/ar-AAN14Tk?li=BBnb7Kz)

He brought this on himself. Dickhead.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2384 "2021-08-06T19:03:42Z")

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Nice of him to volunteer to be part of the “no vaccine” part of the experiment, though. Wonder if it was Mr Hoogly?

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