# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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Quoting from the [NYT](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/24/opinion/arizona-results-trump-republicans.html) (probably paywalled, but worth reading if not):

> On Monday, the Republican president of the State Senate, Karen Fann, [announced](https://twitter.com/AZSenateGOP/status/1429888929608585225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1429888929608585225%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnbc.com%2F2021%2F08%2F23%2Ftrump-friendly-cyber-ninjas-refused-to-comply-with-house-probe-of-arizona-election-audit.html) that the Cyber Ninjas, the Florida-based firm overseeing the recount, had not yet completed a full draft report after all. It seems the firm’s chief executive and two other members of the “audit team” had [come down with Covid-19](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/delivery-full-arizona-audit-report-delayed-after-cyber-ninjas-test-n1277474).

> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I have seriously wondered if Guiliani’s Eastern European cronies haven’t been slipping him LSD microdoses - ditto for Mike Lindell.

In view of the symptoms I don’t get the prefix _micro_. Macro- or Mega- seem more apt. Though there may yet be a completely harmless explanation, of course, like neurosyphilis.

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2666 "2021-08-25T22:52:38Z")

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I assume these guys count as Trump enablers  
They set up robocalls telling people that if they voted by mail in law enforcement would use that to track down old warrants and many other lies.  
FCC and the New York AG are after them to the tune of 5 million.

The comical lying is also a common factor

We’ve never done any robocalls," Wohl said at the time. "We are categorically uninvolved

From the article “The 1,141 calls had been placed on Aug. 26 and Sept. 14, 2020, identified Wohl and Burkman by name and used Burkman’s phone number for the caller ID, the FCC added.”

> **[FCC proposes $5 million robocall fine against right-wing operatives Jacob...](https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/25/politics/fcc-fines-jacob-wohl-jack-burkman/index.html)**
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> The Federal Communications Commission proposed a record-breaking $5 million fine against right-wing political operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman on Tuesday, after an investigation by the agency found that the two men appeared to have violated US...

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2667 "2021-08-26T01:10:27Z")

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The Michigan judgement dropped today. The judge is imposing sanctions on Powell, Wood, et al., and is referring them for suspension/disbarment. One of the sanctions is mandatory continuing legal education cancels, minimum of 6 hours each on rules of filing suits and election law.

Mike Dunford is currently doing a live reading/commentary on Twitch. He’s about 45 minutes in and we’re still on page 9 of a 110-page opinion and it is _hot_. The judge is clearly, clearly, clearly _pissed off_ at these bozos.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2668 "2021-08-26T02:00:45Z")

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Here’s more on that:

> **['Profound abuse': Judge disciplines pro-Trump lawyers over election lawsuit](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/judge-sanctions-sidney-powell-other-pro-trump-lawyers-who-claimed-voter-fraud-2021-08-25/)**
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> A U.S. judge on Wednesday sanctioned Sidney Powell and other lawyers who sued in Michigan to overturn Democratic President Joe Biden's election victory over Donald Trump, and suggested they might deserve to lose their law licenses.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2669 "2021-08-26T02:02:37Z")

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I may be enjoying this an unreasonable amount. Sorry…

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I’m right there with ya.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
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I am enjoying this a completely reasonably amount.

I need to find a transcript somewhere. Apparently one of the attorneys yelled at some pointed during their hearing, “I am not a potted plant. I am not potted plant.” I want to witness this behavior.

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> The Michigan judgement dropped today. The judge is imposing sanctions on Powell, Wood, et al., and is referring them for suspension/disbarment. One of the sanctions is mandatory continuing legal education cancels, minimum of 6 hours each on rules of filing suits and election law.  
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Every attorney with even one particle of self-respect has to applaud this.

For all these months, the general public has been given the impression that to be admitted to the bar means, fundamentally, to be a Lying Clown.

And furthermore, the public has come to realize, the extravagant deliberate deception and buffoonery an attorney practices will lead to absolutely NO negative consequences. At all.

So maybe we’re going to see some push back on this “fact” we’ve all come to believe about those who call themselves attorneys. We saw a bit of push back with the recent news about Giuliani. And with this new Michigan decision, perhaps the ‘_attorneys may lie freely and without fear of accountability_’ impression is about to be corrected.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2673 "2021-08-26T03:56:06Z")

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> [@Precambrianmollusc](#):
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> We’ve never done any robocalls," Wohl said at the time. "We are categorically uninvolved

Ah, the Bart Simpson defense: “I didn’t do it nobody saw me do it you can’t prove a thing.”

They don’t need to worry though; Trump will pardon them.

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I thought it was more the Shaggy defence: “It wasn’t me.”

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It was the NOT ME ghost from _The Family Circus_.

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Ida Know about that.

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> They don’t need to worry though; Trump will pardon them.

#reinstatement day will come!

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2678 "2021-08-26T13:39:34Z")

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Lindell has firmly established that (new) reinstatement date as being New Years now.

[Mike Lindell, still in Trump’s good graces, has new prediction: reinstatement by New Year’s | Salon.com](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/22/mike-lindell-still-in-trumps-good-graces-has-new-prediction-reinstatement-by-new-years/)

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“Next year in ~~Jerusalem~~ Washington DC!”

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Lindell has firmly established that (new) reinstatement date as being New Years now.
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> [Mike Lindell, still in Trump’s good graces, has new prediction: reinstatement by New Year’s | Salon.com](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/22/mike-lindell-still-in-trumps-good-graces-has-new-prediction-reinstatement-by-new-years/)

That picture looks like it’s an outtake from **Close Encounters the Third Kind** , with everyone backlit and gazing expectantly up at something.

Are the ETs going to re-instate Trump for them?

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2681 "2021-08-26T13:59:37Z")

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He joins a [long list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) of predicted doomsday\* dates that didn’t happen and – in a lot of cases – were kicked down the road.

\*He doesn’t consider it that but I do.

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> That picture looks like it’s an outtake from **Close Encounters the Third Kind** , with everyone backlit and gazing expectantly up at something.

\< Lindell, making a model of the Devil’s Tower out of pillows \>

“This _means_ something…”

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2683 "2021-08-26T14:07:58Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Lindell has firmly established that (new) reinstatement date as being New Years now.

I’m sure come December, it turns out he meant Chinese New Year because _grumble_ _grumble_ conspiracy. And then it’ll turn out he meant Rosh Hoshanah.

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2684 "2021-08-26T14:12:27Z")

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When’s the next Mayan cycle due to end?

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