# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
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Laura Loomer, terrible little Trumpling, has acquired COVID. She publicly wished to get it so she could prove to everyone that food poisoning is worse. She is now asking for prayers. FAFO, my dear, FAFO.

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She is welcome to all the prayers she wants, with all the medical efficacy they bring.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> She is now asking for prayers.

Jesus said to him, “Once again it is written: ‘You are not to put the Lord your God to the test.’” – Matthew 4:7

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2868 "2021-09-17T15:14:51Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> > [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> > She is now asking for prayers.
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> Jesus said to him, “Once again it is written: ‘You are not to put the Lord your God to the test.’” – Matthew 4:7 -

Updated punch line: God shakes his head. “What did you want from me? I sent you social distancing, masks and vaccines.”

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2869 "2021-09-17T15:16:37Z")

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- golf clap \*

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2870 "2021-09-17T15:38:09Z")

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“I have not taken the COVID-19 vaccine, and I don’t plan on ever taking it because it is unsafe and ineffective. Today, I immediately started a treatment of Azithromyacin and Hydroxychloroquine. I’m also taking the OrthoMune dietary supplement.” She said she’s also received the Regeneron antibody treatment used by ex-President Donald Trump.”

Ineffective? Guess what is even more ineffective at stopping one from getting covid? Not getting the vaccine you stupid moron.

> **[Laura Loomer, Who Once Said ‘Bad Fajitas’ Were Worse Than COVID, Says She’s...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/laura-loomer-who-once-said-bad-fajitas-were-worse-than-covid-says-shes-tested-positive)**
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> The far-right activist said in a Gettr post that she’s experiencing severe coronavirus symptoms.

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2871 "2021-09-17T16:13:25Z")

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OK, so as I understand it, Regeneron is an actual treatment. So why do these fucks not have a problem with it?

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2872 "2021-09-17T16:17:44Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> OK, so as I understand it, Regeneron is an actual treatment. So why do these fucks not have a problem with it? -

Even the most batshit insane blind squirrel finds a nut on occasion.

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Know what other treatment ex-president T got? A vaccine.

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2874 "2021-09-17T16:22:14Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> OK, so as I understand it, Regeneron is an actual treatment. So why do these fucks not have a problem with it?

Especially since it was tested on fetal cell lines, since some of the objections to the vaccines are along those, uh, lines.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2875 "2021-09-17T16:26:48Z")

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It’s also incredibly expensive, i.e. somebody is making out like a bandit from each treatment. What’s good for business is good for America

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2876 "2021-09-17T21:36:26Z")

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Anonymous has hacked the far right in an EPIK (pun intended) way:

> **['Worst I've seen in 20 years': How the Epik hack reveals every secret the...](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/epik-hack-far-right-sites-anonymous/)**
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> A breach of Epik exposed a massive trove of data, including the names of individuals behind some of the far-right's most notorious websites.

The site hacked offered prayers, but no thoughts:

> “You are in our prayers today. We are grateful for your support and prayer. When situations arise where individuals might not have honorable intentions, I pray for them,” Monster added. “I believe that what the enemy intends for evil, God invariably transforms into good.”  
> […]  
> Analysis of the data by the Daily Dot revealed the names, addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses of those who registered web domains for a range of sites related to everything from the QAnon conspiracy theory to forums for supporters of former President Donald Trump.

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2877 "2021-09-17T21:58:30Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> The site hacked offered prayers, but no thoughts:

The CEO of EPIK is named Robert Monster. You really cannot make this shit up, even the Onion is subtler than real life.

Quote from the dailydot article:

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> “Our internal team, working with external experts, have been working diligently to address the situation,” Monster wrote. “We are taking proactive steps to resolve the issue. We will update you on our progress.”

“Proactive steps” seem a little late after this leak, Mr. Monster.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
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Epik indeed!

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> “They are fully compromised end-to-end,” they said. “Maybe the worst I’ve ever seen in my 20-year career.”
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> The engineer pointed the Daily Dot to what they described as Epik’s “entire primary database,” which contains hosting account usernames and passwords, SSH keys, and even some credit card numbers—all stored in plaintext.
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> The data also includes Auth-Codes, passcodes that are needed to transfer a domain name between registrars. The engineer stated that with all the data in the leak, which also included admin passwords for WordPress logins, any attacker could easily take over the websites of countless Epik customers.

Encryption, enshmiption!

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Encryption, enshmiption!

I’ve read somewhere sometime (maybe about 15 years ago) that the future would be bright, because of their better comprehension of new tech the nerds would take over, aka the bright and enlightened people. I’ve always been skeptical, and the reality in the years since then taught us better, but this is an instance where the nerds (Anonymous this in this case) didn’t even had to make a great effort to steal that info and let the other side stand naked.

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2880 "2021-09-18T00:10:57Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Even the most batshit insane blind squirrel finds a **nut** on occasion.

My cousin’s friend said it was swollen.

my bolding

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Math is HARD!

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Laura Loomer, terrible little Trumpling, has acquired COVID. She publicly wished to get it so she could prove to everyone that food poisoning is worse.

So is she now going to intentionally get food poisoning so as to compare? Come on woman, do it for SCIENCE!

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She undoubtedly has had food poisoning in the past – everyone has a misadventure once in a while. Did she ask for prayers from her friends then?

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**Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/2884 "2021-09-18T13:54:12Z")

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Someone should really put together actual ‘Darwin Award’ medals and send them to these idiots who would wear them proudly.

Oh, here we go [The Darwin award](https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=darwin+award+button&fr=yfp-t&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fab%2Fbe%2F11%2Fabbe11949b35ad5395c72e3c67f35875.jpg#id=1&iurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fab%2Fbe%2F11%2Fabbe11949b35ad5395c72e3c67f35875.jpg&action=click)

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