# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3907 "2021-12-26T12:51:22Z")
It doesn’t help that Trump looks like a frog. And we all know how Jones feels about frogs… ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3908 "2021-12-26T18:54:44Z")
But he _loves_ frogs. It was Pepe’s creator who got all huffy and stepped on Jones’ freedom of speech to use it. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3909 "2021-12-26T19:50:07Z")
I was more thinking of his idea that chemicals are turning frogs gay. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3910 "2021-12-26T19:51:13Z")
There are multiple memes with this guy – not a good sign. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3911 "2021-12-26T20:30:11Z")
And AJ’s wife gets in on the action. > **[Alex Jones' Wife Arrested on Domestic Violence Charge](https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2021-12-25/alex-jones-wife-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charge)** > > The wife of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was arrested Christmas Eve on a domestic violence charge that the right-wing provocateur says stems from a “medication imbalance.”. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3912 "2021-12-26T22:59:12Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Roger Stone is selling autographed rocks for $100 a pop to pay his legal bills > > [Roger Stone Is Desperate for Cash and Still Selling Autographed Rocks](https://www.thedailybeast.com/roger-stone-is-desperate-for-cash-and-still-selling-autographed-rocks) If he has to sell something based on his name, better he sell stones than sell the service implied by his first name. Though he’d have trouble autographing the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3913 "2021-12-26T23:01:31Z")
I’ve always wanted to have a character named Roger Roundley. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3914 "2021-12-26T23:03:12Z")
I can’t see why you shouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3915 "2021-12-26T23:12:52Z")
Possibly make him a cousin of Roger Moore! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3916 "2021-12-26T23:27:26Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > If he has to sell something based on his name, better he sell stones than sell the service implied by his first name. - Maybe license images of his back to tattoo parlors. Or T-shirts. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3917 "2021-12-26T23:30:50Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Maybe license images of his back to tattoo parlors. Or T-shirts. - I’m kind of surprised he hasn’t tried that already. Or maybe he has, and there were no takers. Today’s kids don’t even know who Nixon was, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3918 "2021-12-26T23:58:57Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Maybe license images of his back to tattoo parlors. Imagine a tattoo of Roger Stone’s tattoo of Richard Nixon! How meta! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3919 "2021-12-27T01:01:24Z")
There’s a term for that kind of tattoo, ya know. Coined by Steve-O: prison sex avoidance tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3920 "2021-12-27T01:18:13Z")
Missed the edit window; here’s Steve-O’s: [![](https://bodyartguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/steve-o-lifelike-portrait.jpg) ](https://bodyartguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/steve-o-lifelike-portrait.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3921 "2021-12-27T16:35:55Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > > [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > > > Roger Stone is selling autographed rocks for $100 a pop to pay his legal bills > > > > [Roger Stone Is Desperate for Cash and Still Selling Autographed Rocks](https://www.thedailybeast.com/roger-stone-is-desperate-for-cash-and-still-selling-autographed-rocks) > > If he has to sell something based on his name, better he sell stones than sell the service implied by his first name. > > Though he’d have trouble autographing the latter. Thank God his name isn’t Roger Turd…who knows what he’d be autographing and selling then. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3922 "2021-12-27T16:46:01Z")
[![](https://cdn-japantimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ek20070320wha.jpg) ](https://cdn-japantimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ek20070320wha.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3923 "2021-12-27T16:59:49Z")
I think it’d be cool if the Bureau of Prisons makes a deal with the DMV and offers genuine Roger Stone-stamped license plates at a premium. They could finance the Corrections Department with the proceeds and do away with the concept of private prison facilities altogether. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3924 "2021-12-27T17:44:36Z")
Because Donald Jr is an idiot… [https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/bush-era-official-tears-into-donald-trump-jr-for-arguing-teachings-of-jesus-have-gotten-us-nothing”/ar-AASagOt?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/bush-era-official-tears-into-donald-trump-jr-for-arguing-teachings-of-jesus-have-gotten-us-nothing%e2%80%9d/ar-AASagOt?li=BBnb7Kz) ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3925 "2021-12-27T19:48:36Z")
"…And the former president’s son has a message for the tens of millions of evangelicals who form the energized base of the GOP: the scriptures are essentially a manual for suckers,” Wehner wrote. “The teachings of Jesus have ‘gotten us nothing.’” So, US service members are “suckers and losers”, evangelicals are “suckers”, and Jan 6th insurrectionists and QAloon adherents are dupes (and not well dressed). Good to know. Way to go Donnie and DAD. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2021, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/3926 "2021-12-27T21:32:38Z")
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