# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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Same here. I just figured I wasn’t social enough, or had enough truthiness…

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Count me in as another one who’d never heard of it.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I won’t lie, this is the first I’ve heard of Truth Social.

Sounds like a singles bar that would cater to conspiracy theorists.

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Reuters is announcing that the National Archives has made a referral to the DOJ to investigate Donald Trump for possible crimes regarding document retention:

> <https://twitter.com/davidalexander5/status/1491507661254316037?s=19>

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> the National Archives has made a referral to the DOJ to investigate Donald Trump for possible crimes

See!! The Deep State™ really is out to get him!!

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Idunno.

IANAL, but a quick glance at both the underlying law:

[**Presidential Records (44 U.S.C. Chapter 22)**](https://www.archives.gov/about/laws/presidential-records.html)

And its revision in 2014:

> **[Presidential Records Act (PRA) of 1978](https://www.archives.gov/presidential-libraries/laws/1978-act.html)**
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> The Presidential Records Act (PRA) of 1978, 44 U.S.C. ß2201-2209, governs the official records of Presidents and Vice Presidents that were created or received after January 20, 1981 (i.e., beginning with the Reagan Administration). The PRA changed...

Makes me wonder. Specifically, points like:

> Allows the incumbent President to dispose of records that no longer have administrative, historical, informational, or evidentiary value, once the views of the Archivist of the United States on the proposed disposal have been obtained in writing.

and

> Establishes that Presidential records automatically transfer into the legal custody of the Archivist as soon as the President leaves office.

I’m willing to wager that the Archivist never signed off on what’s in boxes at Mar-A-Lago. I’m also willing to wager that the boxes _being_ at Mar-A-Lago isn’t legally equivalent to being in ‘the legal custody of the Archivist.’

Whether or not he broke the law, whether the DOJ will try to indict and prosecute, and whether or not there could be a conviction … pffft. Who knows.

But I wouldn’t let this one go (in our hive mind) just yet 🙂

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And the next subpoena goes to…

> **[Jan. 6 riot panel subpoenas Trump aide Peter Navarro over alleged plot to...](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/09/jan-6-riot-panel-subpoenas-trump-aide-peter-navarro-over-alleged-plot-to-delay-certification-of-bidens-win.html)**
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> The Jan. 6 Capitol riot probe committee wants to question Trump aide Peter Navarro about efforts to delay certification of President Joe Biden's election win.

> The select House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot issued a subpoena to Peter Navarro, who had served as trade advisor to former President Donald Trump…

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Also not a lawyer, but I just wrote some commentary on this subject in another thread:

> [@NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-2/959018/111):
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> I’m not sure that your dismissal is on solid footing. I mean, to be sure, the Trump legal team would try to make that argument but it misses quite a lot of points. As your cite notes, we’re talking about two different things here: The FRA and the PRA. To my understanding, both have the [same penalty](https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-36/chapter-XII/subchapter-B/part-1230) but the rules on them are different. The FRA applies to materials created and owned by a Federal agency, while the PRA applies to materials created and owned by a small group near the President. Ma…

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No surprise the evil milksop is siding here with the Orange Baboon over the Turtle.

> **[Ted Cruz breaks with Mitch McConnell and says it's a 'mistake' for...](https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ted-cruz-breaks-mitch-mcconnell-215519339.html)**
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> Cruz previously called January 6 a "terrorist attack" but walked back those comments after he faced backlash from the far-right.

Putting it in this thread with hopes the internecine rift wiil widen.

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Classified documents were apparently found in those 15 boxes, hence the referral:

> <https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1491583357523677187?s=19>

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I can already see both hands waving in the air.

_FAKE DOCUMENTS!!!1!!!_

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Both _tiny_ hands.

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I can already see both hands waving in the air.
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> _FAKE DOCUMENTS!!!1!!!_

_“And they were planted!”_

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Not classified, but perfect documents. The best documents.

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> The best documents.

A clerk walked up to him, with tears in his eyes, to shake his hand, and said, “Sir, thank you for making such perfect documents. Writing everything in Sharpie shows how much of a stable genius you are.”

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And mean little critters. That’s a mighty dark story.

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Okay, classified documents. I’m sure marked as such. And no paperwork detailing that those classified documents are not classified, such as TFG could do while in office, supposedly. His calling them declassified _now_ would seem to be an invalid statement, yes? He’ll do it anyway, though. “I declassified those last year.”

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I think it’s insanely funny that he took the Sharpied hurricane map with him…

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Flushing documents down the toilet, both before and after eating them.

So Trumpian.

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> I think it’s insanely funny that he took the Sharpied hurricane map with him…

> [@](#):
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> Ahh, but the strawberries! That’s - that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I’d have PRODUCED that key if they hadn’t’ve pulled the _Caine_ out of action! I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers -
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> Umm… naturally, I can only cover these things roughly, from - memory… but if I’ve left anything out… why, you just ask me - specific questions and I’ll be - perfectly happy to answer them… one by one.

“Well, that hurricane–I knew it was heading for Alabama. That’s why I drew it in. Why it didn’t hit there, I don’t know, but Alabamians are very fine people. Very fine people, they are. Listen, I’m a genius, alright? I knew where that storm was going. It just didn’t go where it should have, where I predicted (chuckle). No, of course, I do not want Americans to be hurt. And they weren’t, thanks to me…”

Stay classy, Donald.

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