# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
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Sure, Trump has your back. It’s to keep you in place as the bus crushes you.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5328 "2022-05-18T11:09:16Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> He conceded.

Darn. I was hoping for weeks of rants about fraud and demands for election audits and conspiracy theories about bamboo-fiber ballots from China.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5329 "2022-05-18T12:46:54Z")

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He’ll be fine. Pocket any and all leftover campaign funds. A gig on Faux News/QAnon/Newshit. Speaking tours with the fringe wackos. Too bad His Orangeous doesn’t like losers.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5330 "2022-05-18T12:53:03Z")

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Looks like we dodged a couple of bullets in Idaho.  
McGeachin and Giddings are comfortably behind  
in their respective races for governor and lt. governor.  
It’s a sad commentary on Idaho politics when Brad  
Little is the sanest Republican running for governor.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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I look at this way, any replacement for him is great.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5332 "2022-05-18T13:06:24Z")

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Schadenfreude, certainly, over Cawthorne’s remarkable act of political self-immolation over the last two years. But the ultimate outcome is that his district will now be represented by someone who’ll vote just as lockstep in line with the MAGA agenda but won’t be so much of a clown about it.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5333 "2022-05-18T13:12:40Z")

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I was coming to post about this. Glad to see Trump backed Nutbag McGeachin got her ass handed to her. And yes, sad that Little is the preferred candidate, but that’s where we are now.

Saddest part is that in my neck of the woods, McGeachin easily carried the county. 🤮 I live in Dipshitville. I’m sure Ammon Bundy will be the prevailing candidate here in November.

> **[Midterm updates | Idaho attorney general loses GOP primary](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2022/may/17/idaho-gov-little-defeats-trump-backed-mcgeachin/)**
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> BOISE, Idaho — Former U.S. Rep. Raul Labrador has won Idaho’s Republican attorney general primary, beating a longtime incumbent who had been criticized by the far right for not taking a more activist role.

> **[Idaho Governor Primary Election Results](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/05/17/us/elections/results-idaho-governor.html)**
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> See full results and maps from the Idaho primary elections.

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> [@Mona\_Lott](#):
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> Looks like we dodged a couple of bullets in Idaho.  
> McGeachin and Giddings are comfortably behind  
> in their respective races for governor and lt. governor.  
> It’s a sad commentary on Idaho politics when Brad  
> Little is the sanest Republican running for governor.

I expected this to to be a poem just based on the formatting.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5335 "2022-05-18T13:59:46Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Darn. I was hoping for weeks of rants about fraud and demands for election audits and conspiracy theories about bamboo-fiber ballots from China.

Hard to do when your own party is working hard to take you out - there would have been no support for it, thankfully.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5336 "2022-05-18T14:11:00Z")

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> [I]f they want to pay off people from my past and bring up old pictures or things that happened years and years ago…

Dude. You’re 26. ‘Years and years ago’ doesn’t really mean what you think it means.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5337 "2022-05-18T14:30:58Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> It’s okay (with me) if a Republican slams other Republicans.

> House Minority Leader [Kevin McCarthy dressed down Cawthorn](https://nypost.com/2022/03/30/mccarthy-slams-cawthorn-says-rep-walked-back-coke-and-orgy-claims/). “It’s just frustrating,” McCarthy said publicly. “There’s no evidence behind his statements.”

Sure Kevin. It’s only frustrating to you when someone accuses a _ **fellow Republican** _ with no evidence. Lying about Democrats? You have no problem with that.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5338 "2022-05-18T14:45:44Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> “When Donald Trump has your back, he has your back to the end.”

[_West Side Story Song_: “When you’re a Jet”]

When you’re a Trump  
You’re a Trump all the way  
From your first Voter Fraud  
To your last COVID day

When you’re a Trump  
If the coup goes awry  
You’re got Proud Boys around  
You’re a Family Man!

[/_WSS_s]

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5339 "2022-05-18T14:49:52Z")

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And now I have the image of Trump snapping menacingly in my head.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5340 "2022-05-18T15:15:29Z")

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Can we hope maybe for a tell all book deal with the names and dates of the cocaine orgies? (please please please)

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5341 "2022-05-18T15:39:48Z")

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I don’t get it. What’s the use of names and dates of cocaine orgies in the past?

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5342 "2022-05-18T15:44:22Z")

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Well if I had that information it might help me track down whose llama ended up in my bedroom the next morning.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Dude. You’re 26. ‘Years and years ago’ doesn’t really mean what you think it means.

Maybe it was 4 years ago, when he was 22?

2 years and 2 years is “years and years” ago, just barely.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/5344 "2022-05-18T16:46:00Z")

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Bad news: you’re forgetting that _he wasn’t invited to any._

Good news: being a Republican, that won’t stop him from writing a book in which he makes up the names, dates, and kinks.

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Ah, thanks, I’d been looking everywhere for George.

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Good thing you didn’t end up with one of my (now deceased) llamas in your bedroom. Name of Diablo.

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