# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
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The Palm Beach town council is weighing whether to evict trump from Mar-a-Lago. I imagine Matt Gaetz is getting his couch ready, just in case:

> **[As Trump’s impeachment trial kicked off, Palm Beach argued about whether to...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/02/10/palm-beach-trump-impeachment/)**
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> While many Americans, including Trump himself, followed the impeachment proceedings in the U.S. Senate, elected officials in Palm Beach, Fla., considered a complaint from neighbors about whether the former president can live at Mar-a-Lago.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/802 "2021-02-10T17:03:03Z")

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Meanwhile in Georgia, the criminal investigation into that telephone call is heating up…

> **[Georgia DA opens criminal probe of Trump call urging secretary of state to...](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/10/georgia-da-opens-criminal-probe-of-trump-call-to-secretary-of-state.html)**
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> The criminal investigation of former President Donald Trump in Georgia comes during his Senate impeachment trial on a charge of inciting the Capitol riot.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/803 "2021-02-10T17:31:55Z")

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Here’s the catch-22.

You cannot prosecute a President for what did in Office, you have to impeach him and try him in the senate… BUT, since he’s not President NOW you cannot impeach him because that’s unconstitutional. If he’s Republican.

If he’s a Democrat, then do both because Law and Order!

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/804 "2021-02-10T17:49:01Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> The Palm Beach town council is weighing whether to evict trump from Mar-a-Lago. I imagine Matt Gaetz is getting his couch ready, just in case:

“We share no blood but he is my life,” Gaetz said of the 74-year-old Carotene-American, whom Gaetz considers to be his son.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/805 "2021-02-10T18:08:33Z")

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He considers a man twice his age to be his son?

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/806 "2021-02-10T18:59:44Z")

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It is a physical age vs. mental age thing.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/807 "2021-02-10T20:32:21Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> Here’s the catch-22.

I think it’s actually a catch-45.

> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> You cannot prosecute a President for what did in Office, you have to impeach him and try him in the senate… BUT, since he’s not President NOW you cannot impeach him because that’s unconstitutional. If he’s Republican.

That’s what Article II says, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/808 "2021-02-11T03:00:00Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> The Palm Beach town council is weighing whether to evict trump from Mar-a-Lago. I imagine Matt Gaetz is getting his couch ready, just in case:

Now there’s a reality show that has the potential to unite America. (In horror.)  
  
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> [@Borborygmi](#):
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> “We share no blood but he is my life,” Gaetz said of the 74-year-old Carotene-American, whom Gaetz considers to be his son.

I heard “19,”’ but maybe he (Nestor, Gaetz’s Beloved) just moisturizes.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/809 "2021-02-11T03:25:30Z")

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And you _don’t_ wanna know with what.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/810 "2021-02-11T04:35:09Z")

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Ah, is Nestor also a Carotene-American?

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/811 "2021-02-11T18:51:33Z")

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The next step will be that since you tried to impeach him, you can’t you prosecute him criminally now that he is out of office because that would be double jeopardy.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/812 "2021-02-11T19:45:27Z")

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The British are joining in on the MTG bandwagon:

> **[Marjorie Taylor Greene 'openly cheated on husband with men at her gym'](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/amp/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html)**
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> Controversial conspiracy congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had affairs with a tantric sex guru and the manager of a fitness gym, DailyMail.com has learned.

The bullet points are a work of art:

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50933525241_6e17c5fc09_b.jpg "2021-02-11\_01-44-45") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/50933525241/)

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/813 "2021-02-11T19:54:38Z")

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It’s the Daily Mail, what do you expect? Sex scandals are in their blood.

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/814 "2021-02-11T19:55:27Z")

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Now, I don’t want to be seen as defending MTG on this, but that _is_ the website of the Daily Mail, you know…

j

Gah - ninja’d by seconds!

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/815 "2021-02-11T23:53:58Z")

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Dunno 'bout the other guy but Craig Ivey’s clearly too good for her. Check out his red cap (about 6 or 7 photos down through the article). Classic!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/816 "2021-02-12T00:15:33Z")

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A perfectly reasonable amount of schadenfreude may follow this announcement:

[https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/11/tech/twitter-project-veritas/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/11/tech/twitter-project-veritas/index.html)

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> Twitter also confirmed that O’Keefe’s personal account had been locked temporarily for violating the same policy, and that O’Keefe would be required to remove the violative content before regaining permission to tweet.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/817 "2021-02-12T01:01:30Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> And you _don’t_ wanna know with what.

😬  
  
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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Ah, is Nestor also a Carotene-American?

No one has been willing to get close enough to ask.  
  
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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Twitter permanently bans Project Veritas account ([https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/11/tech/twitter-project-veritas/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/11/tech/twitter-project-veritas/index.html))
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> Twitter permanently banned an account on Thursday belonging to Project Veritas, a conservative group founded by controversial activist James O’Keefe. .

Well, _that’s_ no surprise.

Though O’Keefe has been eclipsed, in recent years, by his failure to be as outrageous as we used to think he was. I mean, who can compete with Donald?

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/818 "2021-02-12T01:04:56Z")

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> [@Aspidistra](#):
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> Dunno 'bout the other guy but Craig Ivey’s clearly too good for her. Check out his red cap (about 6 or 7 photos down through the article). Classic!

Well, to his credit, the ‘other guy’ now seems to regret his, um, interfacing with the crazy.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/819 "2021-02-12T01:07:31Z")

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His Zangief cosplay is pretty spot-on too.

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> [@Aspidistra](#):
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> Dunno 'bout the other guy but Craig Ivey’s clearly too good for her. Check out his red cap (about 6 or 7 photos down through the article). Classic!

Teeehhehehe, the shirt’s pretty great, too. Tyson/Nye: Make America Smart Again.

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