# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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I read that first as, “Who says satire cannot be president?”

That would sum up the Trump administration well.

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Just you wait for the next one. And the one after that. Like in the UK: Cameron → Boris → May → Truss → Sanek → ??? hard as it may seem to believe, it can always get worse. Enjoy what you have while it lasts.

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> It’s where you need to go to pay your respects to Emperor Norton.

Where are Bummer and Lazarus buried?

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I don’t know about Bummer, but I am sure Lazarus is not buried. Jesus brought him back to life and Jesus did not do half backed miracles. Come back to life, stay alive. I guess that is the real origin of the [Wandering Jew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew) myth.

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One of Christopher Moore’s great characters…

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> Come back to life, stay alive…

I doubt it. Jesus was big on advertising the Power of God. If he was endowing someone with immortality, he’d mention it. But isn’t bringing someone back enough? And would Lazarus even want to hang around forever?

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> I guess that is the real origin of the [Wandering Jew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew) myth.

" In the original legend, a Jew who taunted Jesus on the way to the Crucifixion was then _cursed,_ to walk the Earth until the Second Coming."

As a kid, I read a Sci-Fi short story where the author meets a old guy who claims to be the wandering jew. The guy is tired of living, and can’t wait til the Messiah comes back and he can die.

Can’t find the title, but I know it was in an anthology of SF with religious themes called _Flame Tree Planet._

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The Wandering Jew was a dog???

> [@Tride](#):
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> One of Christopher Moore’s great characters…

Yeah, I loved those two books. So much so, that I actually bought a Monique Motil “doll” that inspired the critters in the books.

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All dogs go to heaven anyway, so immortality would be cruel.

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Hijack–pics?

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There may well have been a short story with similar premise, but the Wandering Jew figures prominently if elusively in Walter Miller’s novel “A Canticle for Liebowitz”

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> [@Tride](#):
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> Hijack–pics?

Here you go:

[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/xnmxw0p.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/xnmxw0p)

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> [@digs](#):
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> And would Lazarus even want to hang around forever?

Not if he saw _Death Becomes Her_.

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There is also a play called “Underneath the Lintel”, where the Wandering Jew has been leaving tiny clues to his existence and a (Dutch? Belgian?) librarian is following those clues back in time to prove the existence of the Wandering Jew. It was a fascinating (1-man) play. The one I saw was David Strathairn. He’s a gem.

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I couldn’t decide where this fit, but during yesterday’s pregame talking head yapping (I don’t remember if it was Fox, ESPN or NFL Network), Mike Lindell ran the same commercial twice (different ad breaks) hawking his “My Slipper”. If you ordered it with whatever the special promo code was, you could get a pair for $90 off. Who the hell pays $90 for slippers in the first place, much less $90+$X (did I use “much less” correctly)? I’m not going to the website to see what the MSRP is, but he was also hawking (possibly buy-one-get-one) slides and something else for $19.99.

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> (I don’t remember if it was Fox, ESPN or NFL Network)

I have never seen a Lindell commercial on the latter two networks.

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> I have never seen a Lindell commercial on the latter two networks.

I think there is a way to sell local ads on those streams, which is what I assumed those were (especially since it ran twice in 10 minutes). And to be clear, when i said “Fox” it was the local affiliate, which is not particularly Fox-ish in their locally produced programming.

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Who the hell pays $90 for slippers in the first place

Me. [Because these are awesome](https://global.llbean.com/shop/Mens-Wicked-Good-Slippers/18999.html#q=wicked%2Bgood%2Bslippers&start=1).

I’m guessing Lindell’s slippers are considerably less awesome.

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MyPillow slippers are regularly $140, on sale for $50. They are typical “moccason” style slippers, most with fuzzy lining.

Now I buy real (unlined, sewn with leather thongs) moccasins from someplace in Canada, and they cost more than that, and they last forever.

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Who the hell pays $90 for slippers in the first place,

I paid about $90 for my orthopedic slippers, which I pretty much wear all the time.

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Fifteen dollars on Amazon:

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52527097089_cddc872208_b.jpg "FilNmrlaMAAuQqy") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/183290460@N02/52527097089/)

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