# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8827 "2023-02-09T14:17:00Z")

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This is just proof of the “witch hunt” or “all lies” or some other such nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8828 "2023-02-09T14:42:50Z")

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Everyone knows Congress is part of the Deep State. In fact, some sources say Congress has extended its tendrils throughout the Deep State, channeling dark money in nefarious ways.

/sarcasm

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
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We’ve known for years now that people like George Bush, Obama and now Biden have been secretly plotting to run the country!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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And every four years, one of them tries again!

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8831 "2023-02-09T19:12:49Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> It has a more widespread audience now than it ever did on Twitter! I think this is the most hilarious scandal ever to befall the Pussy Ass Bitch.

Ultimate Streisand effect

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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This reminds me of times when a person goes to court “to have justice done” or whatever, then realizes during the discovery phase of the trial that they are legally forced to hand over a bunch of information they’d rather not have anyone see.

Like jumping on stage to rant against someone, and the whole audience sees your fly is open.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8833 "2023-02-09T20:17:37Z")

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Something similar happened to Gen. Douglas MacArthur:

_In 1934, MacArthur sued journalists Drew Pearson and Robert S. Allen for defamation after they described his treatment of the Bonus marchers as “unwarranted, unnecessary, insubordinate, harsh and brutal”. Also accused for proposing 19-gun salutes for friends, MacArthur asked for $750,000 to compensate for the damage to his reputation. In turn, the journalists threatened to call Isabel Rosario Cooper as a witness. MacArthur had met Isabel, a Eurasian teenager, while in the Philippines, and she had become his mistress. MacArthur was forced to settle out of court, secretly paying Pearson $15,000._

Heheheh. Fifth paragraph here: [Douglas MacArthur - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_MacArthur#Chief_of_Staff)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8834 "2023-02-10T02:01:19Z")

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I really like this take on the hearings, and a bit of analysis over the SOTU address:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/gbCHTc89q9A/maxresdefault.jpg "Lawrence: Chrissy Teigen’s description of Trump was heard in a House hearing today") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbCHTc89q9A)

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8835 "2023-02-10T02:20:27Z")

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Damn, that whole thing is a thing of beauty. Particularly that last minute.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8836 "2023-02-10T03:10:19Z")

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Based on their track record, I’m tentatively looking forward to the congressional committee on the weaponization of government.

**Jim Jordan:** Did the Attorney General attempt to instigate or interfere with FBI investigations for political reasons?  
**Witness:** Yes he did. On multiple occasions.  
**Jordan:** And what specifically did Merrick Garland ask you to do  
**Witness:** Oh, Garland? No he didn’t do anything I thought you meant Barr.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8837 "2023-02-10T04:15:37Z")

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Pence being subpoenaed is schadenfreude enough, but I’d expected it to elicit a poorly-thought-out response from Trump by now.

Will it be “Look, I can’t be responsible for everything that a page like Pence happened to see while he was wandering around the White House.”…  
Or just “Pussy Pence is jealous because my name was bigger on those lawn signs, my very beautiful, tasteful… no President’s ever had signs that classy, they’re the only ones that are nice enough to be stuck in the greens at my golf club in Scotland.”

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8838 "2023-02-10T04:18:08Z")

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Obviously some guy who just got coffee, Trump hardly even knew him. Plus, “Pence” sounds dangerously British, you know.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8839 "2023-02-10T04:30:33Z")

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Pence will probably sing like a bird.

> **[‘People are gonna think you're stupid’: Trump warned Pence not to ‘wimp out’...](https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2022/11/09/its-too-terrible-to-end-like-this-trump-warned-pence-not-to-wimp-out-expressed-sadness-after-jan-6-pence-writes-00066041)**
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> In an excerpt adapted from Pence's book, the former vice president wrote about Trump repeatedly admonishing him in the last weeks of their administration.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8840 "2023-02-10T14:24:54Z")

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I love McCarthy’s look of “Oh, fuck” at about 9:16.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8841 "2023-02-10T16:18:07Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > “And I don’t know why we should pledge allegiance twice in the same day to show how patriotic we are.”
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> As a child in elementary school, I wondered why we’d have to recite it every day. Do pledges expire at the end of the day? If I recited it once at the beginning of the school year, I’d expect it to last at least all year.

It’s supposed to last for the rest of your life, unless you renounce it. It’s a pledge, and if it expires after one day, it never meant anything in the first place.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8842 "2023-02-10T16:25:01Z")

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At the start of this video, Seth Meyers (not jokingly) refers to MTG as the “de factor leader” of the House Republicans. I wonder if he might be right. How scary!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-E21OifvfeU/maxresdefault.jpg "Greene and Boebert Unravel at Twitter Hearing While Biden Gloats About SOTU: A Closer Look") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E21OifvfeU)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/8843 "2023-02-10T16:41:31Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@Horatius](#):
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> > My problem with it is, why pledge allegiance _to a flag?_ -
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> The next line is…“and to the republic for which it stands.”  
> I do agree we don’t live up to the principles we claim to have.

And the fact that TFG treats those principles with such contempt is why I will, always and forever, refer to him as “the America-hating fuckstick.”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The next line is…“and to the republic for which it stands.”

Which is pretty much the only line in the whole thing I don’t have a problem with.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> “de factor leader”

“de facto”

Fucking autoincorrect. 🤬

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
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That’s OK, we read tpyo.

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