# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9287 "2023-03-19T20:06:13Z")

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Exactly where was Trump on April 19, 1989[?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Park_jogger_case)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9288 "2023-03-19T20:52:19Z")

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Proud Boy gets shit beat out of him.

> **[Proud Boys bloodied and jailed during NYC drag queen story hour protest](https://www.rawstory.com/proud-boys-drag-queen-protest/)**
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> Clashes between Proud Boys and counter-protesters led to at least one arrest on Sunday.The incidents occurred on 7th Avenue in New York City at the Drag Queen Story Hour with Attorney General Letitia James event.Videos shared online showed some...

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Don’t f—- around with drag queens, man.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
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Yeah, I’m glad they’re on _our_ side.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9291 "2023-03-20T00:55:25Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Don’t f—- around with drag queens, man.

Yep. Kinky boots are still _boots_.

ETA: Not sure if anyone would think scuffing them up on a Proud Boy would be worth it, though.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9292 "2023-03-20T01:06:44Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Proud Boy gets shit beat out of him. -

How do you know when to stop?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9293 "2023-03-20T02:16:29Z")

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And, in an incredible display of irony/karma/what-have-you, the instant the jet illegally crosses the border, it’s shot down.

Hey, this is fun!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9294 "2023-03-20T02:17:17Z")

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No kidding. Did you ever see _Priscilla, Queen of the Desert_?

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9295 "2023-03-20T05:24:25Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> A former president being arrested for such a tawdry crime as paying off a sex worker is beyond embarrassing for this country.

We had a sitting president get impeached for a consensual blowjob in the Oval Office. Somehow the country will survive.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9296 "2023-03-20T05:28:16Z")

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No foolin’. Some of those queens are _ripped._

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9297 "2023-03-20T05:46:19Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> We had a sitting president get impeached for a consensual blowjob in the Oval Office. Somehow the country will survive.

Not sure I follow your logic. That was more of an embarrassment for partisan Republicans who saw fit to impeach Clinton over essentially nothing. Whereas Trump was an international embarrassment to the US every single day for four years, during which he bloviated a grand total of at least 30,573 documented lies and genuinely undermined America’s prestige and influence in the global diplomatic community. No president in history has ever sided with a foreign enemy against America’s own intelligence agencies; no president in history has ever literally been laughed at when giving a speech before the UN General Assembly; no president in history has ever sent allies scrambling over fears about the future of NATO. But yeah, Clinton got a blow job.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9298 "2023-03-20T07:25:45Z")

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Nitpick: wasn’t the impeachment for lying about the act, under oath, rather than the act itself?

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And now from the “Every Accusation Is A Confession Department”

GOP donor faces trial on charges of sex trafficking minors:

> Anton “Tony” Lazzaro is charged with seven counts involving “commercial sex acts” with five minors ages 15 and 16 in 2020, when he was 30 years old. [His indictment](https://apnews.com/article/michael-pence-d8463834b6da12eccf3691b7461f3565) touched off a [political firestorm](https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-minnesota-15eef47e2e584e8537a22b074b2f8850) that led to the [downfall of Jennifer Carnahan](https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-1db44fc0e0d4f229245878f8e2f5f9cc) as chair of the Republican Party of Minnesota.
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> His co-defendant, Gisela Castro Medina, who formerly [led the College Republicans chapter](https://apnews.com/article/arrests-cdb6e1763c98489a1a86f9caee512084) at the University of St. Thomas, pleaded guilty to two counts last year. She is cooperating with prosecutors and will testify against him. She faces sentencing in August.

> **[GOP donor faces trial on charges of sex trafficking minors](https://apnews.com/article/lazzaro-republican-donor-sex-trafficking-minnesota-db1e3ac444fe3c289adddb4b924b9092)**
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> A formerly well-connected Republican donor goes on trial in Minnesota on Tuesday accused of sex trafficking minors.

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**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9300 "2023-03-20T09:26:59Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> an embarrassment for partisan Republicans

Point of order! I’ve seen no recent or former evidence that Republicans can be embarrassed or feel shame.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9301 "2023-03-20T12:06:15Z")

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Yes, and this grand jury inquiry is about him claiming the Daniels bribe as a business expense; monkey business, perhaps. He’s also under investigation in Georgia for attempting to subvert the election there, and the feds are investigating him for his attempt to overturn the election, and for stealing hundreds of classified documents, and possible obstruction of justice in the recovery of said documents.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9302 "2023-03-20T14:38:05Z")

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I was actually talking about Clinton! 😆

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/9303 "2023-03-20T15:50:13Z")

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Yeah, and I was comparing to Trump, but my pronoun usage confused things.

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It was, the same way Martha Stewart went to jail for lying to investigators, when chances are that if she had been honest she probably would have gotten a slap on the wrist.

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Gotcha

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My takeaway from that was “if she had simply refused to talk to the feds, they’d had nothing”.

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