# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1503 "2021-05-08T17:25:50Z")
Graham famously understands/has understood Republican demographics for quite a while: > We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term. –Republican Senator Lindsey Graham **[Source](https://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/03/04/were-not-generating-enough-angry-white-guys/)** And, yeah: where they’ve chosen to mine for new voters next is really just horrifying. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1504 "2021-05-09T00:25:37Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Oh don’t worry. Knight in Shining Armour Josh Hawley will come galloping in to save the day. Ever since I heard someone call Josh Hawley “Kid Hitler,” I’ve been so impressed by the rightness of the nickname that I can’t stop thinking of Josh Hawley as “Kid Hitler.” Funny, the way the human mind works. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1505 "2021-05-09T20:34:16Z")
Four+ years ago when **DesertRoomie** first heard Mike Pence had been selected as DJT’s VP running mate we were in the car and it was kind of noisy when it came up on the radio. “What was that? White Pants?” I’d heard it the night before so instantly corrected her, “No, Mike Pence, 'though White Pants works pretty good as well.” He’s been ever after White Pants in our heads. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1506 "2021-05-10T00:17:34Z")
The GOP is even lying to the shit gibbon! [https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/house-gop-campaign-officials-withheld-poor-trump-poll-numbers-from-lawmakers-at-recent-florida-retreat-report/ar-BB1gxDdS?li=BBnb7Kz](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/house-gop-campaign-officials-withheld-poor-trump-poll-numbers-from-lawmakers-at-recent-florida-retreat-report/ar-BB1gxDdS?li=BBnb7Kz) ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1507 "2021-05-10T03:04:13Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > The GOP is even lying to the shit gibbon! Technically they’re lying to their conference. Trump (I refuse to “CFSG”. Seriously, can we can that bullshit?) had no involvement. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1508 "2021-05-10T03:11:33Z")
You never want to be the one who breaks bad news to _Der Fuerher_. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1509 "2021-05-10T03:21:35Z")
> [@squeegee](#): > > (I refuse to “CFSG”. Seriously, can we can that bullshit?) Hear, hear! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1510 "2021-05-10T05:28:49Z")
> [@squeegee](#): > > I refuse to “CFSG”. Seriously, can we can that bullshit?) We will stop it when he stops being a lying cheating traitorous dick. Or if he dies. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1511 "2021-05-10T05:58:15Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > We will stop it when he stops being a lying cheating traitorous dick. Or if he dies. Y’all do as you please. My only concession to his eventual demise will be changing his title to “the _late_ America-hating fuckstick.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1512 "2021-05-10T06:06:42Z")
I prefer the more elegant ‘disgraced ex-president Trump’ and use this construction almost every time I refer to him. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1513 "2021-05-10T16:38:25Z")
I prefer the phrase ‘disgraced twice-impeached one term former President”. That way I don’t even have to mention his name, ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1514 "2021-05-10T18:58:08Z")
Can we have something with even more characters? The disgraced one-term traitorous ex-president who fought like hell to say in office and sued every state that certified an election that he didn’t win only to be laughed out of court every single time. I will continue to use shitgibbon, if only for brevity’s sake. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1515 "2021-05-10T20:25:31Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > I will continue to use shitgibbon, if only for brevity’s sake. What do you have against gibbons? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1516 "2021-05-10T20:39:18Z")
Suck it, Trump!: [Poll: Biden approval buoyed by his pandemic response](https://www.aol.com/news/ap-norc-poll-biden-approval-120231842-190255047.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1517 "2021-05-11T03:34:20Z")
Really. “Cadet Bonespurs” or “Cheeto Mussolini” are more fitting. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1518 "2021-05-11T05:36:24Z")
Adrumpf Shitler ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1519 "2021-05-11T11:26:31Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > What do you have against gibbons? - These aren’t your regular gibbons. Shitgibbons evolved to be dumped on. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1520 "2021-05-11T13:46:27Z")
Stephen Colbert’s “A Late Show” asked viewers to come up with [alternate names](https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeWhoShallBeNamed?src=hashtag_click) for him. Here are a few. Previous Occupant of the Oval Office (POOO for short) Covfefe Fool Mayor McTreason Cheeto Jesus SpongyDon Insurrectionpants. Designated Lobotomy Survivor Host of Family Feud Republican Edition Subpoena Magnet Urine It To Win It Still At Large Dick Spotty Guy Too Heinous To Be Allowed On Social Media ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1521 "2021-05-11T18:27:46Z")
My personal favorites are “Wussolini” and “Sponge Blob Golf Pants”. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1522 "2021-05-11T19:10:54Z")
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