# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1563 "2021-05-16T15:56:02Z")

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Ah, okay, I get it now. I was thinking “higher office” was continuing to be governor. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1564 "2021-05-16T15:56:54Z")

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Just heard Trump referred to as ‘Pumpkin Boobs’ so my day is going well.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1565 "2021-05-16T16:01:28Z")

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I think you’ve just made _everyone’s_ day better.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1566 "2021-05-16T16:07:40Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Just heard Trump referred to as ‘Pumpkin Boobs’ so my day is going well. -

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I think you’ve just made _everyone’s_ day better. -

Except for pumpkins.  
[![](https://assets.atlasobscura.com/article_images/60330/image.jpg) ](https://assets.atlasobscura.com/article_images/60330/image.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1567 "2021-05-17T19:12:24Z")

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> [@romansperson](#):
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> …  
> [Florida Officials Are “Actively” Preparing for the Possibility Trump Will Be Indicted at Mar-a-Lago | Vanity Fair](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/05/donald-trump-indictment-palm-beach)  
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That painting on the wall behind him, OMFG. The man’s vanity knows no bounds.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1568 "2021-05-17T21:00:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> That painting on the wall behind him, OMFG. The man’s vanity knows no bounds.

I’m pretty sure that’s one of the ones his “charitable foundation” purchased. I think he’d put them up for auction for a charity and then his foundation purchased them so he wouldn’t be embarrassed when no one else did. (Disclaimer: I could be misremembering this or conflating two stories, but I don’t feel like looking it up to find out, either.)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1569 "2021-05-17T21:10:24Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> That painting on the wall behind him, OMFG. The man’s vanity knows no bounds.

You’re talking here about a man who had fake _Time_ magazine covers made up, framed them, and hung 'em on the wall, boyo. I have little doubt whose picture was on the Resolute desk when he occupied the Oval Office, the one(s) facing _him_ – not the ones on the credenza facing the camers.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1570 "2021-05-17T21:41:13Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> That painting on the wall behind him, OMFG. The man’s vanity knows no bounds.

Spoiler tags people! At least a warning?

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1571 "2021-05-18T01:40:51Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> That painting on the wall behind him, OMFG. The man’s vanity knows no bounds.

(hopefuly the final post about the fucking painting)

Crazy coincidence that only a couple days ago I was on futile internet quest for a half-decent vintage (50s?) Fred Perry Foundation v-neck sweater with red and blue trim, and lo and behold, Don’s sporting the fucking thing. This is an unforgivable travesty to all FPF sweaters. Probably puked on it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1572 "2021-05-18T14:05:18Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> > That painting on the wall behind him, OMFG. The man’s vanity knows no bounds.
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> Spoiler tags people! At least a warning?

Well, you could already see it in post 1555…

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1573 "2021-05-19T02:56:55Z")

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The New York state Attorney General’s office has announced that it is conducting a criminal investigation against the Individual 1 Organization.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1574 "2021-05-19T04:09:02Z")

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I was just coming to post that:

> **[New York AG: Investigation Into Trump Organization Now ‘Criminal’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-york-attorney-general-letitia-james-investigation-into-trump-organization-now-criminal)**
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> “We are now actively investigating the Trump Organization in a criminal capacity, along with the Manhattan DA,” the office said in a statement.

> **[New York attorney general adds 'criminal capacity' to probe of Trump...](https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/18/politics/new-york-attorney-general-trump-organization-criminal-probe/index.html)**
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> New York Attorney General Letitia James is joining the Manhattan district attorney's office in a criminal investigation of the Trump Organization, James' office said Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1575 "2021-05-19T12:25:07Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> “We are now actively investigating the Trump Organization in a criminal capacity, along with the Manhattan DA,”

Why is the New York AG investigating the Manhattan DA?

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1576 "2021-05-19T12:43:43Z")

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Because of poor grammar and word choice?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1577 "2021-05-19T12:59:47Z")

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First they came for those with poor grammar and word choice, and I tried to say something but my handwriting is atrocious and no one could understand what the hell I was trying to tell them.

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1578 "2021-05-19T13:02:30Z")

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i am sooooo very using this!

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1579 "2021-05-19T16:15:08Z")

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Interesting bit of trivia: there was a question once asking if the early 20th century Nazis in Germany were also Grammar Nazis. (You know… well regimented, for sure also sticklers about grammar matters too.)

Turns out that the Nazis liked to lessen the activities of the “Grammar Nazis” of those days.

> [@Were Nazis Grammar Nazis?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-nazis-grammar-nazis/785540/11):
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> This educational site quotes from A Social History of the Third Reich by Richard Grunberger, among others. Other cites in that page pointed to how Hitler actually inherited a very conservative educational system, meaning that what the Nazis did was to get rid of the grammar Nazis and concentrate more in physical activities (meaning more future soldiers) that were more important for the Reich. And even if the Germans noticed, they could not do much about the degradation of items like grammar…

> Other cites in that page pointed to how Hitler actually inherited a very conservative educational system, meaning that _what the Nazis did was to get rid of the grammar Nazis_ and concentrate more in physical activities (meaning more future soldiers), those were more important for the Reich.
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> And even if the Germans noticed, they could not do much about the degradation of items like grammar.
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> > Teachers encouraged members of the Hitler Youth to inform on their parents. For example, they set essays entitled “What does your family talk about at home?” According to one source: **“Parents… were alarmed by the gradual brutalization of manners, impoverishment of vocabulary and rejection of traditional values…** Their children became strangers, contemptuous of monarchy or religion, and perpetually barking and shouting like pint-sized Prussian sergeant-majors.” (31)

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1580 "2021-05-19T16:21:01Z")

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> [@GIGObuster's quote](#):
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> sergeant-majors

sergeants major

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1581 "2021-05-19T16:34:08Z")

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Is anal retentive hyphenated?

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1582 "2021-05-19T16:36:28Z")

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Only if you’re anal-retentive.

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