# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
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You made me look at Trump’s crotch. That’s not right, man!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1765 "2021-06-06T11:16:22Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> You made me look at Trump’s crotch. That’s not right, man! -

Being made to look at Trump is what’s not right.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1766 "2021-06-06T11:48:38Z")

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Longest fandango ever.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1767 "2021-06-06T12:12:11Z")

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As much as I agree, I was seriously questioning my life choices after the realization that I was intently staring at the man’s crotch.

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1768 "2021-06-06T12:16:04Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> As much as I agree, I was seriously questioning my life choices after the realization that I was intently staring at the man’s crotch. -

Maybe that was the _plan._  
“Many, many people stare intently at my crotch. And some of them are very fine people.”

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**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1769 "2021-06-06T13:42:23Z")

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DJT obviously doesn’t “put his pants on one leg at a time” like the rest of us do.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1770 "2021-06-06T13:55:26Z")

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He probably has elastic banded zipperless pants because he has as much trouble with zippers as he has with umbrellas.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1771 "2021-06-06T14:04:38Z")

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Also no need for the zipper.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1772 "2021-06-06T14:22:02Z")

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Yes, he is a diaper man. Many people are saying.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1773 "2021-06-06T14:25:59Z")

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Actually - for science, of course - I just spent some time on Google images with a topic that will no doubt cause some unfortunate targeted advertising for me:

“Trump crotch shots”

This is by no means authoritive. Trump often wears black or dark blue, and (tradionally) the viewer’s focus is not intended to be his genital area - meaning the presence or absence of a fly or other means to urinate in the traditional adult manner is hard to ascertain.

However.

There are a number of pics of Trump wearing pants/chinos which do have a fly. I noted that many of them are commenting on the unnatural nappy-like bulge behind the fly. And it appears he has, in the past, also worn zip-fly suit pants (heresy to me, a buttoned fly is a pre-requisite of a well made suit, but I digress).

These also tend to have a bigger bulge than that which would be made possible by the organ of state,  
as reported by Ms. Stormy Daniels.

In any case, here is an example of your former glorious leader, from 3 years ago, (2019) with a pair of pants which have no discernable exit for urination.

[https://images.app.goo.gl/zQ4PJJJiZpdGFxxg9](https://images.app.goo.gl/zQ4PJJJiZpdGFxxg9)

The circumstantial evidence clearly points to adult diapers.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1774 "2021-06-06T14:33:01Z")

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He got the idea for how to appeal to the younger voters after watching a [Kris 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video.

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With apologies to Homer Simpson:  
Diaper Man  
Diaper Man  
Does whatever a Diaper Man does

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
>
> …after the realization that I was intently staring at the man’s crotch.

For certain – very loose – definitions of “man.”

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> [@bobot](#):
>
> With apologies to Homer Simpson:  
> Diaper Man  
> Diaper Man  
> Does whatever a Diaper Man does

Diaperman, Diaperman  
Wears his diapers when he can  
Child’s hands, is the size  
Stealing votes, is the prize  
Look out! Here comes The Diaperman.

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Also, he spent part of the speech _still_ complaining about that deadly booby-trap ramp that he barely survived.

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Ew ew ewwwwww.

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Every now and again, I go back to watch/listen to this video.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ign_vZupjno/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump vs. Ramp - Songify 2020") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ign_vZupjno)

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By tomorrow, Tucker Carlson will be wearing his pants backwards, followed by 20% of the American public.

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Debate still rages about Trump’s Pantz. It may be that all those pics just were taken from a bad angle in bad light, that you can’t see clearly if there’s a fly.

Here’s a pic, allegedly taken on the same occasion, showing him in much better light, with a very clear seam that might be a zipper (or might just be the seam that pants have in the back center):

[![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/06/20/43897087-9657667-Another_photo-m-35_1623007785250.jpg) ](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/06/20/43897087-9657667-Another_photo-m-35_1623007785250.jpg)

This is from this article, which includes a whole bunch of pictures of the event.

[https://www.tech-gate.org/usa/2021/06/06/was-donald-trump-wearing-his-pants-backwards-at-rally/](https://www.tech-gate.org/usa/2021/06/06/was-donald-trump-wearing-his-pants-backwards-at-rally/)

One tweeter seems to have figured out where Trump’s fly went:

[![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/06/20/43898791-9657667-image-a-27_1623007128040.jpg) ](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/06/20/43898791-9657667-image-a-27_1623007128040.jpg)

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**Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1783 "2021-06-07T02:47:55Z")

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I don’t actually believe he put his pants on backwards. It’s just too over the top.

Fun to joke about tho’.

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