# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537 "2020-11-14T00:09:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1784 "2021-06-07T03:43:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Diaperman, Diaperman > Wears his diapers when he can > Child’s hands, is the size > Stealing votes, is the prize > Look out! Here comes The Diaperman. Nicely done! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1785 "2021-06-07T03:52:44Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Debate still rages about Trump’s Pantz. It’s his next scheme: “From the guy who brought you Trump Steaks, Trump University, the Trump Taj Mahal, and Trump the Game, comes ‘Trumpz Pantz’! Yes, the next time you’re speaking to a bunch of sycophantic doofuses, either at a fundraiser or a rally or just as a participant at a boat parade, you’ll want to be wearing these pants …” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1786 "2021-06-07T05:13:37Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Here’s a pic, allegedly taken on the same occasion, showing him in much better light, with a very clear seam that might be a zipper (or might just be the seam that pants have in the back center): From that angle/light, I will reluctantly admit that those look like normal dress pants. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1787 "2021-06-07T14:13:02Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > I don’t actually believe he put his pants on backwards. It’s just too over the top. > > Fun to joke about tho’. I agree that it is highly unlikely that his slacks are actually on backwards, but I cannot help but smile that all the twitter chatter and whatnot are getting under his skin. If he were still on twitter, you know every third tweet of his would be about his pants, which would just bring more attention to it. You’ve gotta love the Streisand Effect. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1788 "2021-06-07T14:19:04Z")
Yeah, probably not backwards but it’s yet another sign he loves wearing badly tailored clothing. He’s already known for ill fitting clothing in the vain hope it will make him look slimmer. It’s clearly backfiring here. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1789 "2021-06-07T14:21:28Z")
Why are they so wrinkled? Does it look like he’s lost weight? He looks a little thinner to me. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1790 "2021-06-07T14:24:56Z")
trump’s solution to the recent waves of cyberattacks is to give up on computers and go back to older ways. “The way you stop it is you go back to a much more old-fashioned form of accounting and things”. This is the kind of out-of-the-box, forward thinking we’re just not getting from the Biden administration: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0iCElbVyGSw/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump: The solution to cyberattacks is to stop using computers") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iCElbVyGSw) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1791 "2021-06-07T15:05:52Z")
But he still wants his Facebook and Twitter back. ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1792 "2021-06-07T15:21:17Z")
…wow, that image. Trump as [the Corinthian](https://sandman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Corinthian): truly the national nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1793 "2021-06-07T15:27:41Z")
Lemme fix your link: [The Corinthian | Sandman Wiki | Fandom](https://sandman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Corinthian) ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1794 "2021-06-07T15:33:30Z")
Crap; thanks for the help. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1795 "2021-06-07T15:35:03Z")
I’m going with the wet diaper theory. Seriously, have you see those adult diaper ads that talk about how they are so sleek that they aren’t visible under clothing? That’s only when they’re dry — if you let loose while wearing them you get a “pee bulge” that looks exactly like ….whatever was going on in the front of Trump’s pants. Remember in 2016, when Hillary was late to the debate stage because she didn’t make it back from the bathroom in time and Trump called it disgusting? Maybe it wasn’t peeing that he was disgusted by, maybe it was the concept of toilets. Besides, if the question involves Trump, there’s a good chance that the answer involves pee. Seriously, the nexuses (nexi?) between Trump and pee are numerous and disturbing. Pee tapes featuring Russian hookers, nightclub pee shows and my favorite, a straight-up mail order vitamin scan in which the marks were instructed to send Trump their pee along with their money. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1796 "2021-06-07T16:49:33Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > a straight-up mail order vitamin scan in which the marks were instructed to send Trump their pee along with their money. How 'bout I send him just the pee, and he can keep the vitamins? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1797 "2021-06-07T17:52:33Z")
I did not know about some of this. 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1798 "2021-06-07T18:17:35Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Besides, if the question involves Trump, there’s a good chance that the answer involves pee. Well, we’ve been referring to him as Toddler in Chief since, oh… the second day of his administration. Nuthin’ new here. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1799 "2021-06-07T18:22:56Z")
> [@solost](#): > > trump’s solution to the recent waves of cyberattacks is to give up on computers and go back to older ways. “The way you stop it is you go back to a much more old-fashioned form of accounting and things”. He wants to go back to the traditional two sets of books. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1800 "2021-06-07T18:25:21Z")
Pee is golden. Of course it interests Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1801 "2021-06-07T18:37:17Z")
You need to drink more water; pee should be a pale yellow. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1802 "2021-06-07T19:03:20Z")
Ignorance fought………with delight! > **[New details about Trump's visit to a raunchy Vegas club provide hints the pee...](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/3/8/1747433/-New-details-about-Trump-s-visit-to-a-raunchy-Vegas-club-provide-hints-the-pee-pee-tape-might-be-real)** > > When the Steele dossier first came to light, it was viewed with wide skepticism, largely in part because of one particular eye-popping detail: Donald Trump had Russian prostitutes perform a perverted act in Moscow hotel room and the Russians had... > **[Exactly How Bogus Were Those 'Trump Vitamins?'](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/exactly-how-bogus-were-th_b_10268610)** > > Nutrition experts interviewed by Healthline say the problem is that there is no proof the Trump vitamins provided any benefit to the people who bought them. And you can buy a vintage Trump vitamin pee collection kit for only $500. > **[Official Genuine Trump Network PrivaTest Urine Test Kit NEW SEALED | eBay](https://www.ebay.com/itm/113899959679)** > > Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Official Genuine Trump Network PrivaTest Urine Test Kit NEW SEALED at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-1/925537/1803 "2021-06-07T19:09:46Z")
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