# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2021 "2023-09-21T21:05:57Z")
If the MAGAts get nutty enough in 2024 perhaps we can outfit a couple thousand of them with new and well-earned orange jumpsuits. I’m sure they’d enjoy being in a group photo with their hero all matching their matching uniforms. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2022 "2023-09-21T21:10:42Z")
nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2023 "2023-09-21T22:21:46Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I’m sure they’d enjoy being in a group photo with their hero all matching their matching uniforms. While for the rest of us, being incarcerated with Trump would be a punishment, I’m sure this lot would regard it as a reward. For a while, at least. How many weeks of Trump expecting them to wait on him hand and foot would it take to get them to wise up? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2024 "2023-09-21T22:23:26Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > From a Queerty article on MSN, quoting _Rolling Stone_: > > [Trump reportedly pissing himself over going to prison, keeps asking if he’ll have to wear “one of those jumpsuits”](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-reportedly-pissing-himself-over-going-to-prison-keeps-asking-if-he-ll-have-to-wear-one-of-those-jumpsuits/ar-AA1h20E7?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=23cc5ffb5b2d414eb4f1133924043323&ei=6) Is that a parody article, like an Onion or Borowitz Report? I honestly can’t tell anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2025 "2023-09-21T22:25:47Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Is that a parody article, like an Onion or Borowitz Report? I don’t think so. [Queerty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queerty) is a legitimate magazine that covers LGBTQ issues. Clearly the article was written with an irreverent style, but I don’t think it was satire at all. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2026 "2023-09-21T22:28:22Z")
I figured it probably wasn’t satire, but it took a second reading to make sure. When it comes to trump and trumpdom, reality has truly trumped satire. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2027 "2023-09-22T01:22:40Z")
Psst… hey Trump… I have a secret for you: _the White House is also a prison_! It’s full of guards and snitches and you can’t just get up and leave whenever you want! Stay far, far away from that place or else you might be stuck there forever! ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2028 "2023-09-22T02:33:31Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > But perhaps the #1 question Trump has is: Will he have to wear “one of those jumpsuits” in prison? At least they come in orange [https://www.amazon.com/DOITOOL-Adjustable-Breathable-Incontinence-Underwear/dp/B09DS1QBRB/ref=sr\_1\_12?crid=W4JN1URPBMSA&keywords=depends+orange&qid=1695349474&sprefix=depends+orange%2Caps%2C300&sr=8-12](https://www.amazon.com/DOITOOL-Adjustable-Breathable-Incontinence-Underwear/dp/B09DS1QBRB/ref=sr_1_12?crid=W4JN1URPBMSA&keywords=depends+orange&qid=1695349474&sprefix=depends+orange%2Caps%2C300&sr=8-12) ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2029 "2023-09-22T12:06:37Z")
He’s gonna be invisible in Orange! We better stick with the black and white stripes. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2030 "2023-09-22T12:44:42Z")
NFTs baby, it’s the future. Getchatrumpster NFTs while they’re hot. Or not. Seem to be a small discrepancy between asking price and actual transaction data. > **[All Those NFTs Are Officially Worthless](https://kotaku.com/nft-meaning-scam-crypto-marketplace-price-bored-ape-1850860661)** > > A new study suggests a huge number of NFT collections are now worth $0 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2031 "2023-09-22T12:54:36Z")
At least I still have all those Beanie Babies I invested in. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2032 "2023-09-22T12:58:29Z")
Genius crossover-Trump Beanie Baby! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2033 "2023-09-22T12:59:34Z")
I’m thinking a Garbage Pail Kid doll might be more appropriate. [![](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SlAAAOSwmmxW4c1H/s-l1600.jpg) ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SlAAAOSwmmxW4c1H/s-l1600.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2034 "2023-09-22T13:41:34Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > NFTs baby, it’s the future. Getchatrumpster NFTs while they’re hot. Or not. > Seem to be a small discrepancy between asking price and actual transaction data. > > [All Those NFTs Are Officially Worthless](https://kotaku.com/nft-meaning-scam-crypto-marketplace-price-bored-ape-1850860661) Sell! Sell! Sell! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2035 "2023-09-22T13:49:38Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > He’s gonna be invisible in Orange! “Trump was missing in the headcount again!” “Sigh… Send the dogs into the room with orange-painted walls, they’ll find him.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2036 "2023-09-22T13:56:16Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Sell! Sell! Sell! The Duke Brothers are furious! ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2037 "2023-09-22T14:49:44Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I’m thinking a Garbage Pail Kid doll might be more appropriate. > > [https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SlAAAOSwmmxW4c1H/s-l1600.jpg](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SlAAAOSwmmxW4c1H/s-l1600.jpg) Obviously fake–the toilet’s not gold. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2038 "2023-09-22T16:09:14Z")
Kari Lake still grifting in Arizona. Bigger question is who is funding these lawsuits? Some Republicant billionaire, siphoning off political doner money, some lawyer hoping to get paid in two weeks? [“Not even in the ballpark”: Judge dismisses three “obviously unqualified” Kari Lake witnesses (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/not-even-in-the-ballpark-judge-dismisses-three-obviously-unqualified-kari-lake-witnesses/ar-AA1h4uJc?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=3bb2d766829c49e987bcc2c7242e6d39&ei=18) ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2039 "2023-09-22T16:46:27Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > At least I still have all those Beanie Babies I invested in. I still have a few Beanie Babies, but I got them (or was given them) because they were cute. And any I bought cost no more than the original sticker price. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2040 "2023-09-22T18:37:27Z")
More likely someone backing Kari as a possible future VP - none of the other Presidential candidates will get the nod from TangerineTaint, and she’s been a non-stop fighter for Trump. And I suspect he doesn’t consider women (who mindlessly agree with him at least) a threat in the same way he does men. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=101) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=103)