# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2221 "2023-10-03T14:14:21Z")
I prefer this one. > ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2222 "2023-10-03T14:24:12Z")
OMG I actually lol’d at that. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2223 "2023-10-03T15:00:56Z")
I snickered, which is a lot when considering that I’m humor-challenged. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2224 "2023-10-03T18:42:58Z")
Ya know, and it’s fully rhetorical, but I always look at the so-called Christian types who create and circulate this sort of crap, and almost wish I believed in any of it. Because ye-gad, would these people be hoist by their own petard once they got to judgement! I get it that most theoretical Christians have never read any of the books, but you’d think that some of the basics, maybe the 10 commandments (I know, for many of them, that’s the OTHER book, but still) and see just how fucked they are by their own standards on idols and false gods. But we already have plenty of statements on how all of that “love thy neighbor” stuff (sticking to the book they pay attention too) is weak, librul crap. Sorry, rant off, but I made sure to get it out of my system in the right forum! (if I’m utterly wrong, and the X-tian God is somehow supreme, AND my argument that as a Jew I’m protected under the prior contract is denied, I’ll get my eternal schadenfreude by watching all these asshats suffering next to me “Hell (painded chuckle) YOU guys signed up for this, quit your bellyaching!”) ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2225 "2023-10-03T18:52:38Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > Now they’ve gone and done it. The Deep State has pissed off Jesus by claiming his perfect servant is a fraud! I know most depictions of Jesus show him with some kick-ass abs, but he is an absolute unit in that sketch. He’s got to be like 6’7 and 215 pounds. He’s a Nordic dude who enters strong man competitions and wins. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2226 "2023-10-03T18:53:25Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Jewish guy sitting next to him in court? Trump probably thinks he’s his lawyer. I hearby appoint you King of the Internet for the day. Do what you will, your grace. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2227 "2023-10-03T19:13:38Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > I know most depictions of Jesus show him with some kick-ass abs If you are ever in downtown Houston, check out the big stained glass window on the co-Cathedral of the Sacred Heart. It’s readily apparent from outside as you drive along I-45 at night. That thirst trap Jesus is totally jacked. He doesn’t skip leg day…or any day at all. [https://uh.edu/kgmca/music/organ/\_images/facilities/sacred-heart.png](https://uh.edu/kgmca/music/organ/_images/facilities/sacred-heart.png) And now back to your regularly scheduled schadenfreude ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2228 "2023-10-03T19:51:55Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > That thirst trap Jesus is totally jacked. He doesn’t skip leg day…or any day at all. You gotta be to properly do a crucifix. [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Competitions_in_gymnastics_at_the_Olympics_2016._Discipline_-_rings._01_%28cropped%29.jpg/220px-Competitions_in_gymnastics_at_the_Olympics_2016._Discipline_-_rings._01_%28cropped%29.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Competitions_in_gymnastics_at_the_Olympics_2016._Discipline_-_rings._01_%28cropped%29.jpg/220px-Competitions_in_gymnastics_at_the_Olympics_2016._Discipline_-_rings._01_%28cropped%29.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2229 "2023-10-03T20:22:33Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > > [@Odesio](#): > > > > I know most depictions of Jesus show him with some kick-ass abs > > If you are ever in downtown Houston, check out the big stained glass window on the co-Cathedral of the Sacred Heart. It’s readily apparent from outside as you drive along I-45 at night. > > That thirst trap Jesus is totally jacked. He doesn’t skip leg day…or any day at all. > > [https://uh.edu/kgmca/music/organ/\_images/facilities/sacred-heart.png](https://uh.edu/kgmca/music/organ/_images/facilities/sacred-heart.png) > > And now back to your regularly scheduled schadenfreude Madonna knew what she spoke of when she said, “shine your heavenly body tonight”. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2230 "2023-10-03T21:26:48Z")
[Judge ordered the quadruple-indictee to STFU](https://www.yahoo.com/news/judge-slaps-trump-gag-order-193526156.html). > **Judge Slaps Trump With Gag Order After He Spreads Lie About Court Clerk on Truth Social** > > Donald Trump was ordered to shut up and stop launching personal attacks against a judge’s court staff on Tuesday afternoon, a rude interruption of his bank fraud trial’s second day in New York. > > At 3 p.m., after an unexpectedly long lunch break, Justice Arthur F. Engoron revealed that he had previously warned the former president’s lawyer to not engage in the aggressive and libelous attacks against the justice system he’s done across the country—only to discover today that Trump had crossed the line by aiming his hatred at the judge’s law clerk. _More at the link._ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2231 "2023-10-03T23:42:33Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Paul just did some important remixes of the broken-up band. Paul was Phil Spector (and Jesus was the _Let it Be_ album). ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2232 "2023-10-04T00:48:38Z")
Glenn Kirschner explains why you don’t fuck a with a judges staff. [https://youtu.be/w-zGz4Rpb6o?t=235](https://youtu.be/w-zGz4Rpb6o?t=235) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2233 "2023-10-04T09:36:30Z")
Glenn never looks the way I expect from hearing his voice on podcasts. I keep expecting someone more nebbishy. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2234 "2023-10-04T16:35:18Z")
[Sad Trombone Sound] > **[Donald Trump drops from the Forbes 400 list of richest Americans. Here's what...](https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/donald-trump-net-worth-forbes-400-2023/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h)** > > Former President Donald Trump is no longer wealthy enough to be included in the Forbes 400, an annual list of the wealthiest Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2235 "2023-10-04T17:19:37Z")
SNORT! I bet that is burning his butt! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2236 "2023-10-04T17:36:25Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > [Sad Trombone Sound] For future reference. [Sad wah-wah trombone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2237 "2023-10-04T19:58:40Z")
[http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=downer](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=downer) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2238 "2023-10-04T22:37:53Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > [Donald Trump drops from the Forbes 400 list of richest Americans. Here's what's changed. - CBS Chicago](https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/donald-trump-net-worth-forbes-400-2023/?intcid=CNM-00-10abd1h) [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpfgKdH2zL5a1AfSEDj2O0SUTLlizjsNxgh5aDYKHI77ZYG7ZcdM_UdtAYJvgxrEUeo0k&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpfgKdH2zL5a1AfSEDj2O0SUTLlizjsNxgh5aDYKHI77ZYG7ZcdM_UdtAYJvgxrEUeo0k&usqp=CAU) ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2239 "2023-10-04T22:44:35Z")
I wish they’d republish all the past ones with a line through his name. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/2240 "2023-10-04T23:54:22Z")
How about asterisks? Hell, how about asterisks, octothorpes, exclamation marks, and a couple of other punctuation marks? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=111) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=113)