# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3141 "2023-11-15T20:19:41Z")

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How soon until Trump Monkey Glands go on the market, I wonder? Should be just as successful as his steaks, university, wine, airline, casinos, etc.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3142 "2023-11-15T21:05:17Z")

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TRUMP brand simian semen.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3143 "2023-11-15T21:11:30Z")

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Dude! I haven’t thrown up in decades. I don’t want to start now.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3144 "2023-11-22T00:37:18Z")

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Trumps having a fit because he’s being treated sooo unfairly.

“Mr Trump and his allies have attempted to compare the former president’s alleged mishandling of classified documents, which has led to a litany of criminal charges, to Mr Biden’s case despite that there are substantial differences.”

> **[Trump reacts in disgust on Truth Social after Biden sees no charges in...](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-biden-truth-social-documents-b2449204.html)**
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> Former president complains about ‘living in a very corrupt country’ after Biden expected to face critical report but no charges in special counsel probe into handling of classified documents

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3145 "2023-11-22T03:25:42Z")

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Someone should remind him that Biden can’t be prosecuted while he’s still President. 😉 😛

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3146 "2023-11-22T03:27:08Z")

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> [@dougrb](#):
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> Trumps having a fit because he’s being treated sooo unfairly.

And that pretty much echoes my mother’s feelings about why Trump is being unfairly treated. “Why hasn’t Biden been charged?” I’ve explained the differences, but it doesn’t get through.

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3147 "2023-11-22T03:43:04Z")

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Here is a succinct explanation of the differences in 4:00. Ring of Fire  
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDNuUVdk7PM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDNuUVdk7PM)

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3148 "2023-11-22T04:00:19Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> I’ve explained the differences, but it doesn’t get through.

It doesn’t get through because the person you are addressing doesn’t want it to get through. Thinking is voluntary, you can’t force someone to do it.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3149 "2023-11-22T04:10:18Z")

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Right, and no matter how logical your argument is, they will always find some excuse why what Trump did with documents is fine, while what Biden and Pence did with documents isn’t. “Well, Biden wasn’t President, just a Senator, when he took his documents, and Pence was never President. But Trump was President, so it was okay for him as President, but neither Biden as a Senator nor Pence as VP.”

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3150 "2023-11-24T05:42:43Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Thinking is voluntary, you can’t force someone to do it.

We need to rework an old Dorothy Parker quote: _You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think._

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**Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3151 "2023-11-24T05:48:13Z")

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Really? You gonna force me to _have_ to go down that road now with the query about how to make a hormone?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3152 "2023-11-24T05:58:33Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> You gonna force me to _have_ to go down that road now with the query about how to make a hormone?

Trump wouldn’t pay her.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3153 "2023-11-28T01:15:52Z")

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This was posted by @eschereal in the NY AG thread, but felt it was even better here:

> **[Donald Trump’s Lawyer Alina Habba and Husband Owe Over $1 Million in Liens...](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/donald-trump-lawyer-alina-habba-154809271.html)**
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> Birds of a feather flock together! Turns out that Donald Trump’s lawyer Alina Habba and her husband, Gregg Reuben, owe more than one million dollars in liens and warrants, In Touch can exclusively reveal. Habba, 39, ​currently has two active liens...

> Habba, 39, ​currently has[two active liens](https://www.intouchweekly.com/tags/money-13042/) filed against her law firm in the state of Maine by the Department of Labor. She and her law firm, Sandelands Eyet LLP owe $1,146, according to paperwork reviewed by _In Touch_ and filed on December 3, 2021. Another tax lien against ​her LLP was filed on October 24, 2022, for the amount of $1,047.
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> Meanwhile, Habba’s hubby, Reuben, has a staggering amount of [active state tax warrants](https://www.intouchweekly.com/tags/net-worth-24590/) in New York from Albany county that list him individually, as well as his LLCs. Reuben, 51, owes two payments of $93,628 and $179,335 that were filed on August 22, 2016, $484,323 from November ​12, 2020 and $59,295 from April 6, 2022. And several other of his LLCs were also hit with tax liens totaling more than $770,000, which he is personally liable for.

Now granted, it sure seems like this is an ongoing issue since well before Trump entered their orbit, but sure looks like a very good reason for Habba to be willing to throw away any credible career outside a Republican think tank for the sort of arguments and attacks she’s made so far on Trump’s behalf. Hers are, of course, not substantial, or at least, not compared to her husband’s.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3154 "2023-11-28T01:38:06Z")

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How are these people not homeless?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3155 "2023-11-28T02:44:52Z")

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In a similar vein:

> **[Trump co-defendant John Eastman says he might 'deplete' wife's retirement...](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/27/2208314/-Trump-co-defendant-John-Eastman-says-he-might-deplete-wife-s-retirement-fund-to-pay-legal-bills)**
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> The so-called “legal architect” and co-defendant in Donald Trump’s coup plot says he hasn’t been able to to raise the kind of funds from MAGA land that would protect him from dipping into personal savings to pay his legal bills. Newsweek reports...

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3156 "2023-11-28T04:08:30Z")

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And the universe’s tiniest violin begins to play…

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3157 "2023-11-28T07:21:49Z")

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Maybe he should sell his house in Santa Fe and move somewhere with lower property values and more MAGA-friendly politics.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3158 "2023-11-28T10:04:26Z")

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And stop eating avocado toast.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3159 "2023-11-28T13:23:56Z")

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There’s alot less legal jeopardy (and expense) with, you know, producing documents instead of burning them; complying with subpoenas; answering truthfully; being ethical; supporting investigations into fraud and plans to overthrow the US government. But what do I know?

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3160 "2023-11-28T14:43:22Z")

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Doesn’t he have some of those famous bootstraps he can tug on rather than asking for handouts?

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