# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3702 "2024-01-17T18:23:25Z")
He states he’s “stlll incarcerated”. Can you really use **X** itter in prison? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3703 "2024-01-17T18:47:34Z")
The fiancee is posting on his account. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3704 "2024-01-17T19:33:17Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > …TL,DR: The case is in New York **Federal** Court, so Boris isn’t qualified to do lawyer-y things in that courtroom. And should have known that. In fairness, not every U.S. District Court requires specific admission to the bar of that court - for many, it’s enough to be admitted to the bar of that state - but agreed, that’s the kind of thing a lawyer should find out _before_ appearing. In other news, Trump lost the Old Dominion State to Biden by an even greater margin than was thought at the time: [Virginia officials find misreported 2020 election votes added to Trump’s total](https://www.aol.com/news/virginia-officials-misreported-2020-election-212550949.html) ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3705 "2024-01-17T20:16:06Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > On January 16th, 2021 I was limping home from Church in Newburgh NY at around 11am. All of a sudden 6 black SUVs surrounded me and armed men flooded out from every direction. Guns drawn screaming bloody murder. > > > > Biden’s FBI Gestapo tackled me to the ground. I was handcuffed and thrown in the back of a van. I have never seen a day as a free man where Joe Biden has been President. #NotMyPresident > > She’s getting quite heavily dragged by people pointing out who was in office on January 16, 2021. Never mind getting the date wrong. What sickens me is the implication that the guy is being deprived of his freedom only because Biden is president. Dude, you (allegedly) assaulted police officers. You’d be in jail in any civilized society, under any sane leadership, and politics has fuck-all to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3706 "2024-01-17T20:21:45Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > In other news, Trump lost the Old Dominion State to Biden by an even greater margin than was thought at the time: [Virginia officials find misreported 2020 election votes added to Trump’s total](https://www.aol.com/news/virginia-officials-misreported-2020-election-212550949.html) Obviously, the missing votes were on a slow boat from China. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3707 "2024-01-17T23:12:38Z")
wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3708 "2024-01-18T02:11:37Z")
Peoole are wondering why Syphilis is trending on Xitter. > ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3709 "2024-01-18T02:35:49Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > [https://twitter.com/bone00afide/status/1747757676551962722?t=fGEpiY5ti8mFlEeIx3uX1Q&s=19](https://twitter.com/bone00afide/status/1747757676551962722?t=fGEpiY5ti8mFlEeIx3uX1Q&s=19) Does Rocky Mountain spotted fever cause mental deterioration? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3710 "2024-01-18T02:39:06Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > > > [https://twitter.com/bone00afide/status/1747757676551962722?t=fGEpiY5ti8mFlEeIx3uX1Q&s=19](https://twitter.com/bone00afide/status/1747757676551962722?t=fGEpiY5ti8mFlEeIx3uX1Q&s=19) > > Does Rocky Mountain spotted fever cause mental deterioration? - A smart tick wouldn’t bite Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3711 "2024-01-18T02:57:27Z")
Come on, we all know they are stigmata. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3712 "2024-01-18T03:02:56Z")
They’re bite marks from Melania when he tried to grab her by the hoo-hah. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3713 "2024-01-18T03:03:29Z")
> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#): > > Come on, we all know they are stigmata. Traitor Trump = Stigmata Hari? ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3714 "2024-01-18T03:08:46Z")
Wait, it’s not just ketchup? ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3715 "2024-01-18T03:16:44Z")
Just to be pedantic, I’ll note that there are a number of infectious diseases other than syphilis and RMSF that cause ‘spots’ on the palms, e.g. [Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease](https://www.amjmed.com/cms/asset/51306f8e-d3d2-4963-99c4-6e8f7443bcd3/gr1.jpg), [endocarditis (heart valve infection)](https://www.merckmanuals.com/-/media/manual/professional/images/9/0/i/90-infective-endocarditis-janeway-lesions-slide-11-springer-high.jpg?mw=704&thn=0&sc_lang=en-ca), Review of skin rashes involving palms and soles PDF), . . . There. [I’m finished](https://youtu.be/12Iosf6btzM?si=fQGLPmFcwUt32F-Q&t=124). ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3716 "2024-01-18T03:19:13Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > [Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease](https://www.amjmed.com/cms/asset/51306f8e-d3d2-4963-99c4-6e8f7443bcd3/gr1.jpg), Well, this is a disease common in toddlers, so that checks out. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3717 "2024-01-18T03:45:24Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > ‘spots’ on the palms, e.g. [Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease](https://www.amjmed.com/cms/asset/51306f8e-d3d2-4963-99c4-6e8f7443bcd3/gr1.jpg), And if he had spots on his ear, you’d be inventing Ear-Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease… ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3718 "2024-01-18T05:03:37Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > They’re bite marks from Melania when he tried to grab her by the hoo-hah. Vagina Dentata? Nah, that’s just a fantasy in his head. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3719 "2024-01-18T06:21:29Z")
Foot IN Mouth Disease sounds very Trump. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3720 "2024-01-18T09:27:57Z")
I heard he tried to pick up a crucifix. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/3721 "2024-01-18T12:14:47Z")
Best guess I’ve seen is frostbite - idiot likely grabbed a handrail outside in -4 Iowa with no gloves on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=185) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250.md?page=187)