# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

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**Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m not so sure. I think there are a lot of rubes who would look at these like people look at Action Comics Number 1, or a Wayne Gretzky rookie card: as something that will only appreciate in value as time goes by, and will be worth even more if they’re never worn.

I’m sitting on a six-pack of Billy Beer that’s just going to explode in value any day now!

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4283 "2024-02-18T19:40:56Z")

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Eh, I figure there’s likely short term profit. Based on the NFTs, if they figure in the next few months they can unload them on the next generation of suckers as a profit, it’s a win. But 6 months later (if that) they’ll be forgotten.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4284 "2024-02-18T19:48:20Z")

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The only Trump memorabilia I would consider buying would be a model of the Ozymandias statue with Trump’s shattered face, if the Biden campaign would like to sell me one.

> …Two vast and trunkless legs of stone  
> Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,  
> Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,  
> And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,  
> Tell that its sculptor well those passions read  
> Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,  
> The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> I’m sitting on a six-pack of Billy Beer that’s just going to explode in value any day now!

That must be uncomfortable now and will be really painful after the explosion.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4286 "2024-02-18T21:22:04Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> I view these efforts as an attempt to grift more money from his supporters, but I also wonder if this is a way to launder money. Will some Saudis decide now is the time to purchase a whole bunch of sneakers?

There are a few things that blow me away.

- There is such a thing as sneaker con? … OOOOk. (looks for Alan Funt)
- The venue would attract people that are into health, running, and other activities that require one to, you know, exercise. Not seeing a lot of that from the MAGA crowd.

Might as well sell Tofu at a beef convention.

The idea that this is just a way to launder money, sort of makes sense. “It was a real business, This one guy decided to buy them all”

We all know he’s a stupid egomaniac. He would have a crowd in front of him. Secret Service - “Oh god, what now”.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4287 "2024-02-18T21:31:04Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> The venue would attract people that are into health, running, and other activities that require one to, you know, exercise.

I suspect that anyone who asked to _try on_ a pair of sneakers for the purpose of athletic activity would be ejected immediately.

> **[Sneaker collecting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneaker_collecting)**
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> Sneaker collecting is the acquisition and trading of sneakers as a hobby. It is often manifested by the use and collection of shoes made for particular sports, particularly basketball and skateboarding. A person involved in sneaker collecting is sometimes called a sneakerhead.
> Sneaker collecting came to prominence in the 1980s in New York City and can be attributed to two major sources: basketball, specifically the emergence of Michael Jordan and his eponymous Air Jordan line of shoes released i...

> the sneaker resale market was worth US$10 billion in 2021

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4288 "2024-02-18T21:37:00Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> This is Exhibit #5,346,495,978 in the case of “America too stupid to govern itself”.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> the sneaker resale market was worth US$10 billion in 2021

This is Exhibit #5,346,495,979 in the case of “America too stupid to govern itself”.

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I’m not so sure. I think there are a lot of rubes who would look at these like people look at Action Comics Number 1, or a Wayne Gretzky rookie card: as something that will only appreciate in value as time goes by, and will be worth even more if they’re never worn.

It’s grifting all the way.  
[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/LX5bRSC.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/LX5bRSC)

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**Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4290 "2024-02-18T23:37:18Z")

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Eh, it’s no more or less stupid than most other hobbies.

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Oh, what a shame…

> <https://twitter.com/ResisterDude/status/1759276232661692593?t=Hph0xTZKm4pHcnbNuq-Q4A&s=19>

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4292 "2024-02-19T00:40:16Z")

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That looks more like a “Never Surrender” sneaker.

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Hahahahaha…

There are no shoes, the Trump sneaker website says shoes ordered now will be shipped “in July”.

Hahahahahahaha…

> <https://twitter.com/MMorgenschoen/status/1759341464276873325?t=jsIfXSoZzUj_CcoXjiyj6A&s=19>

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SHIPS in July. Please allow 6 to 8 months delivery time.

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Yep, confirmed.

> **[The Never Surrender High-Tops](https://gettrumpsneakers.com/products/gold-sneaker)**
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> Meet The Never Surrender High-Tops. Only 1000 pairs will ever be released. Each pair is numbered. A true collector's item. The First Official Sneaker by President Trump, released at SneakerCon Philadelphia on February 17, 2024. Bold, gold, and tough,...

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Somewhere, Kanye West just got an order for a thousand shoes and thinks business is booming.

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/4297 "2024-02-19T01:31:22Z")

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I checked and they only take payments from credit cards. I figured it was gift cards or bitcoin only. Good luck fighting them when the charge backs start coming in.

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> SHIPS in July. Please allow 6 to 8 months delivery time.

At which point, they say sorry, “there’s a bit of a dealy. We’ll definitely have them at your door in 2 weeks”.

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> [@enipla](#):
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> The idea that this is just a way to launder money, sort of makes sense. “It was a real business, This one guy decided to buy them all”

The thing is, the numbers are kind of lame. So he pulls $400k with the Sneaker Stunt. That’s about 0.1% of what he owes in fines _this month alone_. If this pittance matters enough to him to show up in person for it, that just shows how desperate his finances really are.

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He owes $87,000 per DAY in interest alone on the judgment. The sneaker scam nets him less than 5 days interest.

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> You mean they’re [something showy but worthless](https://www.yourdictionary.com/trumpery)?

Doonesbury nailed it back in the 1980s:

> **[Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 27, 1988 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1988/07/27)**
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> Donald Trump: Look at the quality! Chamois leather walls! Bird's eye maple trim! Hand-carved onyx bathrooms! We're talking quality! A level of quality that's hard to explain! Look here, more quality... Duke: Excuse me, sir. By "quality," you mean it...

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