# A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250 "2023-05-19T03:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5082 "2024-03-27T09:08:29Z")
I thought it was Two Corinthians? ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5083 "2024-03-27T09:17:46Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Two Corinthians? No, that’s his favorite joke: Two Corinthians walk into a bar… ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5084 "2024-03-27T09:24:21Z")
“Corithia is a country no one had ever heard about before I mentioned it, but they’re the best. I speak Corinthian.” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5085 "2024-03-27T09:36:48Z")
I think you can get a free bible at a lot of places. Maybe a hotel or a church? Well, maybe that is no longer true since most of these religious places have decided that money is the most important thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5086 "2024-03-27T09:48:56Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “Corithia is a country no one had ever heard about before I mentioned it, but they’re the best. I speak Corinthian.” “And I’m the only one person who speaks Corinthian! All these languages no one speaks but me! Big, burly, Corinthian men come up to me with tears in their eyes begging me to teach them how to speak! But they wouldn’t understand, that’s why I only talk to myself…” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5087 "2024-03-27T09:56:36Z")
> [@Precambrianmollusc](#): > > I have no words Of course you don’t: God’s word, not yours. And Trump’s, or so he claims, but he is generously willing to sell the word to you if you adore him. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5088 "2024-03-27T10:49:58Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > From the Trump Bible: > “Thou shalt bear false witness.” > “Thou shalt steal.” > “Thou shalt commit adultery.” “Thou shalt covet thy son-in-law’s wife.” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5089 "2024-03-27T11:30:09Z")
“And thou shalt covet thine own daughter.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5090 "2024-03-27T11:45:50Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “Corithia is a country no one had ever heard about before I mentioned it, but they’re the best. I speak Corinthian.” Isn’t Corinthia over by Ephesia? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5091 "2024-03-27T12:04:52Z")
“Only the best leather comes from there.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5092 "2024-03-27T12:14:35Z")
If I were the printer, I’d be tempted to slip in the [Rules of Acquisition](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition), and see if anyone noticed. > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “Corithia is a country no one had ever heard about before I mentioned it, but they’re the best. I speak Corinthian.” “But why are they Second? They should be putting Correllia First, like Hans Solo told them to.” ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5093 "2024-03-27T12:26:53Z")
> [@Precambrianmollusc](#): > > “All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” said Mr. Trump, Sure, I bet he keeps a copy on his nightstand, right next to his [book of Hitler speeches](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-hitler-speeches-ivana-poisoning-blood-b2466500.html). > [@Steve\_MB](#): > > From the Trump Bible: > “Thou shalt bear false witness.” > “Thou shalt steal.” > “Thou shalt commit adultery.” "Thou shalt make unto NFTs and sell graven images of me.” “Thou shalt not kill, except to shoot a person on 5th Avenue to make a point about how untouchable thou art.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5094 "2024-03-27T12:59:54Z")
My god, was “covfefe” just about coveting all along? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5095 "2024-03-27T13:47:21Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Isn’t Corinthia over by Ephesia? Actually, I think his speech comes from Aphasia. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5096 "2024-03-27T15:06:44Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > > [@CalMeacham](#): > > > > Isn’t Corinthia over by Ephesia? > > Actually, I think his speech comes from Aphasia No doubt. It’s a long ways away from Thespia. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5097 "2024-03-27T15:23:11Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > > [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > > > > [@CalMeacham](#): > > > > > > Isn’t Corinthia over by Ephesia? > > > > Actually, I think his speech comes from Aphasia > > No doubt. It’s a long ways away from Thespia And light-years away from the Intelligentsia. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5098 "2024-03-27T15:31:57Z")
Is that anywhere near Magnesia? I hear the milk is good. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5099 "2024-03-27T15:33:18Z")
> [@Precambrianmollusc](#): > > According to the NYT article in the advert for the Bible > > “All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” said Mr. Trump, He also said “Make America Pray Again.” I’m not sure how he’s going to make us, but I’ll resist that one. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5100 "2024-03-27T15:39:23Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Is that anywhere near Magnesia? I hear the milk is good. Not 100% on the location, but I sometimes need to partake of their milk after listening to any part of a trump speech. > [@Procrustus](#): > > He also said “Make America Pray Again.” Sure! You go first, donald. Actually, on second thought, he may do a lot of praying, for all I know-- the difference being, his prayers I’m sure are only to improve his own personal riches or fame, or to bring misfortune to his enemies. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-perfectly-reasonable-amount-of-schadenfreude-about-things-happening-to-trump-his-enablers-part-2/984250/5101 "2024-03-27T15:46:40Z")
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